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Posted on 02/13/2009 4:49:16 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Dead Corpse
“Marry a woman that can cook. The sex will wear off but you’ll always be hungry.”
Rodney Dangerfield
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posted on
02/13/2009 7:40:56 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Ronin
I did my nails just for you...
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posted on
02/13/2009 7:48:09 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Obama destroying America...it sickens me people still think he is great and r so completely blind)
To: Lucky9teen
I'll be your valentine in just a few more minutes.
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posted on
02/13/2009 7:49:36 AM PST
by
Sopater
(I'm so sick of atheists shoving their religion in my face.)
To: Zeppelin
65
posted on
02/13/2009 7:52:58 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Obama destroying America...it sickens me people still think he is great and r so completely blind)
To: OB1kNOb
66
posted on
02/13/2009 7:55:11 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Obama destroying America...it sickens me people still think he is great and r so completely blind)
To: fredhead
67
posted on
02/13/2009 7:56:40 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Obama destroying America...it sickens me people still think he is great and r so completely blind)
To: Sopater
68
posted on
02/13/2009 7:59:00 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Obama destroying America...it sickens me people still think he is great and r so completely blind)
To: martin_fierro
69
posted on
02/13/2009 8:00:17 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Obama destroying America...it sickens me people still think he is great and r so completely blind)
To: BenLurkin
70
posted on
02/13/2009 8:04:47 AM PST
by
april15Bendovr
(Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
To: Lucky9teen
A razor and a bit of makeup and she’d be quite hittable.
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posted on
02/13/2009 8:11:41 AM PST
by
pissant
(THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
To: Dacula
72
posted on
02/13/2009 8:15:36 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
To: Pan_Yan
73
posted on
02/13/2009 8:17:35 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
To: Lucky9teen
74
posted on
02/13/2009 8:21:13 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
To: BenLurkin
75
posted on
02/13/2009 8:31:00 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ;o)
To: BenLurkin
Thanks Ben, How did you get my picture?
76
posted on
02/13/2009 8:37:24 AM PST
by
Dacula
(You are where you are by the choices you make)
To: All
77
posted on
02/13/2009 8:37:57 AM PST
by
Squidpup
("Fight the Good Fight")
To: Liberty Valance
~ *woof* ~
78
posted on
02/13/2009 8:41:15 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ;o)
To: BenLurkin
The ultimate “butter face”.
79
posted on
02/13/2009 8:51:20 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant)
To: Lucky9teen
Sue is a very young, naive Chinese country girl. As their wedding approaches, she keeps telling he fiancé Lee how nervous she is about their upcoming wedding night, being so naive and inexperienced.
The “sophisticated” city boy Lee, wanting to be the strong husband to lean on, assures her repeatedly that he knows about worldly things as this, not to worry. Still, Sue is nervous.
The wedding comes and is a success. Off to their honeymoon room retire the lovely couple. As they prepare to consummate the marriage, Sue shares her anxiety again. Lee asks her then to say what she is comfortable with and, being the worldly husband, he will provide.
“I want numba 69”, says Sue.
Lee shouts out, ‘Numba 69? Are you clazy? You want bloccoli with beef now??!!!!!”
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posted on
02/13/2009 9:22:44 AM PST
by
llevrok
(The word "shan't" should be used more.)
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