American Idol 2009--Live Thread

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[silent_jonny]

American Idol 2009

For Ladyinred

[Wolfstar]

Yeah. It does seem like it's everywhere.

Mark my words. We're going to start seeing O's mug in pics hanging from walls in movie and TV scenes before long.

[silent_jonny]

Yeah, but then people would think I was Baby Huey.

LMAO!!!

[Wolfstar]

We Want Drunk Unstable Paula!

LOL! I don't like the new chick judge. She's a little top bitchy in a not funny way. At least when Simon is being a prick, he does it in that funny uptight Brit sort of way.

[silent_jonny]

Argh!!!!!!! Tell the whiner to take it to Obama. He's the nation's new faith-healer-in-chief.

I know! Seriously. But we should remember this was taped before The One became president and solved all our problems ...

I'm gonna be sick :(

[Wolfstar]

But we should remember this was taped before The One became president and solved all our problems ...

No excuse. The One is omnipotent and should have known about the whiner's problems last summer.

[silent_jonny]

How do you feel about Southern accents?

;-D

[silent_jonny]

Not another “isha” girl! Syeesha, Tryeesha, Lakeesha, Your-eesha, my-eesha!

And don't forget last night: Tray-shee-uh! :)

[silent_jonny]

She seems a lot classier than some of our Carolina Panther cheerleaders.

[Netizen]

According to the NY Post, David Osmond, nephew of Donny and Marie, made it through the first batch of eliminations. Michael Castro, brother dreadlocked “Idol” alum Jason Castro, is another superstar hopeful. Anna Kaelin, daughter of David Archuleta’s vocal coach, is also said to be in the running, and Miss New York 2008, Danni Roundtree, joins the ranks of newsworthy applicants hoping to compete for the “Idol” title.

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/11/idol_attracts_notables.php

[silent_jonny]

Really?? Because I swear I heard it right after he took his shirt off. Wait. What?

LOL!! I missed that part. Either that, or you got ahold of some bad granola :-D

[silent_jonny]

Uh oh. Tom got through your media blackout?? What happened?

LOL! I was listening to Rush. He played a clip of Brokaw from the messiah-fest yesterday. Poor Tom ... he just got ... so-so-so ... gosh-darned emotional over Obama being president that Matt Lauer had to comfort him on air. There, there, Tom.

Angry Jonny turned off the radio :)

[silent_jonny]

Britney Spears as a mentor?? What advice could she possibly offer anybody?

Maybe Idol could point to her and tell the Top 12 finalists that this NOT how they want to end up :)

[silent_jonny]

LULU! That's her!

They could keep Paula and make Lulu the fourth judge. That might actually improve the show.

[silent_jonny]

The musical genius that is Britney Spears.

LOLOL!!

She can show them how to speak in phony British accents, cruise Robertson Blvd. looking for paparazzi, then stab said paparazzi with an umbrella.

And how to shave your head to avoid hair-follicle drug tests and most importantly, how to be dragged away in an ambulance while still looking your best!

[silent_jonny]

Oh, Jonny...I know you’re going to stay up and watch The Factor replay at 11. ;)

I wasn't until you said that, you evil temptress! ;) It's 11:06 here, I flipped over to FOX and O'Reilly is talking to that bloated fish Dick Morris.

Sanjaya ain't worth it :)

[silent_jonny]

geeze, are they still on that?

Always.

Nevermind that Democrats founded the Klan and that a Democrat senator (Byrd) happens to be a former Klansman. That's okay, I guess :-/

[silent_jonny]

No excuse. The One is omnipotent and should have known about the whiner's problems last summer.

True ;)

[silent_jonny]

According to the NY Post, David Osmond, nephew of Donny and Marie,

Does an Osmond really need AI? I would think if he has a decent amount of talent, and looks like all the other Osmonds, then he shouldn't have trouble getting a record deal.

[Palladin]

That’s a nice break for Sligh. He was not a great performer, but his songs are very good.

[peggybac]

hahahahahahaha. you crack me up.