American Idol 2009--Live Thread

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[silent_jonny]

American Idol 2009

For Ladyinred

[silent_jonny]

I will not say what I am thinking.

Aw, go ahead and say it. We're just one sexual ice cream flavor away from the Smoky Backroom anyway :)

[Shelayne]

OK, RK. Fess up. What’s the scoop on the coconut oil?

I think I neeeeeeeed it.

[Netizen]

Fox has been just about as bad as the others on their adoring the big O

I figured as much, which is why I haven't even had them on for about a week, and I won't bother turning them on for a couple more weeks.

Last night on the History channel they had a show, where the First Lady gave a tour to two guys from the Antiques Road Show, and it was very interesting and informative. It made me sad to realize that she wouldn't be front and center for things like that anymore. I tried to imagine what the tour might have been like with Michelle Obama and just couldn't.

How in the world could anyone compare MO to Jackie Kennedy? MO wouldn't even be fit to polish Jackie Kennedy's shoes. Laura Bush has more class and dignity in her little pinky than MO has in her whole body.

[Majie Purple]

Teehee! Thanks Silent One! Your reply @ 1941 is all kinds of awesome!:)
You know the rest re: blue text for You,in return!
:)

[silent_jonny]

“I would like to be secretary of nachos. If the governor of Illinois has endorsed me, who are you to say no?”

LOLOL! I saw that. Bill Richardson would have been a perfect Nachos Secretary.

Darn ethics violations! :)

[Wolfstar]

A guy who "looks the part" and can sing. Ooooops. It's Frisco. He's probably gay.

[Majie Purple]

Oh I forgot the: Hello back atcha!

[Wolfstar]

Seacreast: Something will go terribly wrong!

If this were Derby season (or Election Day), I'd say the judges backed the wrong horse.

[silent_jonny]

President Obama during a terrorist attack:

[silent_jonny]

I thought Simon was the tie breaker.

He used to be. I guess it's majority rules now. Or if it's tied, his yes or no is the only one that counts.

[Majie Purple]

Thanks for the links I’ll go listen soon!!

[retrokitten]

Google it. It’s got tons of health benefits. But it has to be virgin coconut oil. The processed stuff is just goop. It’s kind of weird because it’s solid and really easily goes liquid. It should smell and taste like coconut.

So far, I did a deep conditioning on my hair with it and like I said, it’s softer and really, really shiny. I just slopped some on and left it on overnight. Then in the morning, I rinsed it out with diluted apple cider vinegar and washed/conditioned like normal. I noticed a difference right away.

I also used it as a moisturizer on my legs and arms. Amazing results. My legs are normally always a little dry and this time of year they are super dry. After using the coconut oil for 4 days I notice a total difference. I’m stunned. I have not had results this good with expensive lotions. I have couple of scars that I swear are already getting lighter.

Supposedly, there are more benefits if you ingest it (cook veggies in it, etc) but I don’t know if I’m just a non-creative cook or what, because I can’t figure out how to work it in.

[retrokitten]

Coconut oil information

[silent_jonny]

What were your notes on the girl they let through?

LOL--I didn't get to her. I think my only comment was that she would laugh like that even while she was boiling your pet rabbit ...

Or walking into a post office with an AK-47 ;)

[silent_jonny]

Was this in her "Press Kit"? If it was, perhaps Simon may want to audition her friend...

Hm.

The gender jury hasn't delivered a verdict on the friend yet--LOL!

[Majie Purple]

He can sing but his voice is too high for my liking.

[silent_jonny]

Oh good, but if we run out it’s kitten’s turn to make a booze run!

Yeah, make her go out in the snow and cold :)

[Kimberly GG]

Cute kid...but I wasn’t too impressed with his voice either.

If anyone has a list of names of “winners” for tonight, I’d like to check the rest out. Found a short one of Kai in a quartet singing at a wedding, but nothing to get excited about.

[Shelayne]

Thanks for the info! I’ll check it out.

[sirchtruth]

“Tray-cheeah,”"Larrnix,“Erractitate.”?
“They made me feel like one of those auditioners who couldn’t sing.”

All these were piss my pants funny, but one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard in my life is:

"I sang from the wrong rectum!"

That's a classic howler!