wat do i get my mom?

[Heavan13]

i have 40 $.she is 60. 4 christmas

[clintonh8r]

A DU gift certificate.

[PghBaldy]

Isotoner Gloves.

[TNoldman]

“Make your Mom happy...go back and get your GED.”

...and learn to speak and write correctly.

[Billthedrill]

I’m thinking a big ol’ box of Depends. For forty buckadingdongs you can get the booster pads for extra absorbency. Don’t ask me how I know that.

[Wil H]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZYeax2YRM

this says it all....

[HokieMom]

Ouch! That’s rough!

[CE2949BB]

Am I missing something?

Is Heavan13 a known troll or is this a long-running joke and I’m just out of the loop?

Her grammar and spelling can easily be excused if she is a young woman.

Maybe I’m getting soft and gullible in my old age of 27.

[ViLaLuz]

Give her the cash.

[egannacht]

[grame]

A hand written note or letter telling her how grateful you are for all she has done for you.

[Theresawithanh]

Weeeeelll, since you still seem to be here and it’s a couple of hours later, I’ll play! And, I can still be IBTZ!

40 bucks? I’d get her the lot in Mickey D’s gift certificates for Christmas.

Or, if mommy’s a lib, get her a #40 gift cert for Wal-Mart. Liberals LOVE Wal-Mart!

[Grizzled Bear]

Move your lame, troll butt out of her basement and get a real life.

[svcw]

I have that lamp. What a great present that was, but way than $40.

[svcw]

Young, what 5.

[GOPJ]

LOL. It's always the spelling with trolls. Why can't they use proper grammar?

Maybe there's some kind of connection between being a troll and being stupid.

[Old Sarge]

DTG 140500Z DEC 08

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

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RE: POST 1

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5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: STUNE-RALPH.

#/////

NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

[Allegra]

LOL - you're the same one who did the "wear our the cats" thread a few years ago, aren't you?

C'mon, 'fess up.

[Snurple]

[Mr. Silverback]

I love the part of the ad where the family is at the football game in their snuggies.

Yeah, that wouldn’t draw stares or ridicule!

[Mr. Silverback]

My wife bought me the Air Force Historical Foundation’s “Complete History of the United States Air Force” for Christmas for only $25, and I like it a lot. It weighs several pounds, fuax leather cover, gorgeous illustrations...650 pages of full awesomeness.

Of course, I’m not a 60 year olfd woman, so I probably haven’t helped you any.