Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")

telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

[MaxMax]

I remember just yesterday it was gerbils, ahh the old days.

[mlocher]

Thanks!

[ErnBatavia]

Bubble ‘n squeak...

[Red Badger]

[warsaw44]

whoa - I had heard the VC could sneak right up on an American base, but to be able to do so, assault a grunt with a cucumber and make a clean getaway? Thats one for the history books.

[chemicalman]

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

Russian doll and a potato....spudnick!

[mlocher]

Plastic fishing worm - male urethra

I hope it was not one of those plastic worms with the hook already in it!

[Red Badger]

[mkleesma]

“What possible excuse could there be for having a vacuum cleaner tube attached...or a banana....eewwwww”

Funny thing is, I remember the Woman with the Banana episode was the same excuse - hanging curtains (without underwear on), and fell on the fruit bowl...must be a much more common experience than we think.

[Old Professer]

Sounds as bad as the hemorrhoid surgery patient who became addicted to the “thrill of his therapeutic inserts...”

[Allegra]

Best thread title of the day ping.

[CholeraJoe]

Unfortunately, yes.

[ErnBatavia]

arrrrgh...ping to number 75

[Aria]

OMG! People are crazy!

[library user]

[ari-freedom]

Did they really need to get specific as to the nationality of the doll? LOL. Russian doll, French doll, Vietnamese doll.... ???!!! Does it really make a difference?!


yes it does

[Red in Blue PA]

ROTFLOL!

Fantastic.

[tumblindice]

On a Saturday night a man walked into a pub, and he had a monkey on his shoulder. The monkey scampers over to the billy-yard table, picks up the cue ball, then puts it in his mouth and swallows it.
The man returns with the monkey the following weekend. The monkey hops on to the bar, picks up an olive, sticks it up his bum, then swallows it whole.
The shocked bartender says, “I saw that—that was disgusting!”
The man replied, “He always measure things now, after swallowing that cue ball.”

[mlocher]

Unfortunately, yes.

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[warsaw44]

A couple years ago there was a Boston police raid on some freaky place where illicit sex was going on. I think it was in some abandoned factory and from the size of the raid the sex club was a large scale business. There was a partial list of items removed from the factory and it included ‘ a cage of hamsters. ‘.