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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

LOLOLOL! Reading this makes me feel so.......... normal.

Nothing like this EVER happens around here.


221 posted on 11/13/2008 11:41:05 AM PST by Ditter
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To: null and void

Well the leek was trapped there and the doctor sprung a leek.


222 posted on 11/13/2008 11:43:08 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: manic4organic

Very impressive effort. A bit of poetry makes that speaks to the better angels (angles?) of our nature.


223 posted on 11/13/2008 11:43:32 AM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

We had them pataters stuck in us too...ya wanna make something of it?

224 posted on 11/13/2008 11:43:47 AM PST by woofie
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To: library user

I should have said nestled.


225 posted on 11/13/2008 11:45:31 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Jimmah Carter cubed. Obama, the only man in America who can make Hillary Clinton look good.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

We had them pataters stuck in us too...ya wanna make something of it?

226 posted on 11/13/2008 11:46:29 AM PST by woofie
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To: ccmay

She had a leaky urethra. Not uncommon.

Oh, a leek. hmmm...that changes everything.


227 posted on 11/13/2008 11:47:44 AM PST by ladyjane
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To: stylecouncilor; raven92876

ping


228 posted on 11/13/2008 11:50:29 AM PST by windcliff
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To: warsaw44; basil; MadMitch

Until now I never understood why my Dad always told not to horse around.....


229 posted on 11/13/2008 11:52:37 AM PST by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Miss AnalSpud 2008

230 posted on 11/13/2008 11:59:29 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (LIBERAL MEDIA PICKS GOP CANDIDATE STORY AT 11:00!)
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To: reagan_fanatic

I remember from my hospital days a man presenting with a running vibrator inside him. Supposedly two guys caught him with their wives.


231 posted on 11/13/2008 12:00:28 PM PST by wordsofearnest ("The fundamental solution (w/b) that there is no longer any need to immigrate")
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To: All

Good thing the Vic didn’t have pumpkins on his table that day.


232 posted on 11/13/2008 12:01:55 PM PST by 4yearlurker (Want to be lied to? Turn on your TV.)
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To: ERJCaptain

welcome! Imagine my day when that happened!


233 posted on 11/13/2008 12:13:29 PM PST by pitinkie (revenge will be sweet)
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To: Deaf Smith

I’d forgotten about that one. Ewwwww!


234 posted on 11/13/2008 12:26:56 PM PST by radiohead (Buy ammo, get your kids out of government schools, pray for the Republic.)
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To: null and void

It has been a long time since I watched Red Dwarf.


235 posted on 11/13/2008 12:28:45 PM PST by IronKros (The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup)
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To: library user

LMAO!!!!


236 posted on 11/13/2008 12:29:48 PM PST by gibsosa
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To: warsaw44

That actually happened in Buckley or Enumclaw here about 2 years ago. Some guy owned a farm where paying clients could exercise “indecent liberties” on various farm animals. One guy tried to, ah, shall we say, ‘get his jollies’ with a horse. His friends dumped him in front of an ER and sped away. He died. Made the national news.


237 posted on 11/13/2008 12:46:17 PM PST by hoagy62 (Do you know the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.-Sarah Palin)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

those spuds can be some sneaky ‘lil suckers!


238 posted on 11/13/2008 12:57:35 PM PST by Faux_Pas ("If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't, I'll just respond, cleverly." ~R.)
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To: CholeraJoe
2lb Ponds cold cream jar - vagina

I'm speechless...................

239 posted on 11/13/2008 1:04:21 PM PST by Wyatt's Torch (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
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To: mlocher
"I hope it was not one of those plastic worms with the hook already in it! "

That could be why they had to sedate him twice.

240 posted on 11/13/2008 1:16:42 PM PST by OldEagle
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