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Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")
telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

Posted on 11/13/2008 8:38:26 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


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KEYWORDS: bottom; gays; homosexual; homosexualagenda; homosexuals; keywordfrenzy; newpostsnotvisible; nudecurtainhanging; potato; rectum; spudstud; thatswhattheyallsay; vicar
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

But remember, homosexuals are just like everyone else. From what I’ll undoubtedly read one day in the NY Times, this sort of thing happens all the time...to everybody!


101 posted on 11/13/2008 9:02:12 AM PST by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I don’t think I’ve ever seen comments pop up so fast for a post. You’re all sick, I tell ya. SICK! ;-)


102 posted on 11/13/2008 9:03:58 AM PST by MomofFive
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
:-D )))

“Kimba eat potato!”

103 posted on 11/13/2008 9:04:46 AM PST by RichInOC (Obama/Biden '08: "We Are Not Ruled By Murderers, But Only--By Their Friends."--Rudyard Kipling)
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To: Red Badger

Bwahahahaha! Good one


104 posted on 11/13/2008 9:04:56 AM PST by BruceysMom (My heart is healed. Thank you Lord!)
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To: basil
My sister has served a few shifts in the ER at her hospital (her normal assignment is OB). The hospital is the closest facility to the "gay" part of town. The cucumber story is a fairly common problem.
105 posted on 11/13/2008 9:04:58 AM PST by Myrddin
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To: Brookhaven

It was ‘stained’ glass, no doubt ...


106 posted on 11/13/2008 9:04:59 AM PST by eastsider
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To: MrB
Actually it was Frank Costanza...

It was a million-to-one shot, doc, a million-to-one....


107 posted on 11/13/2008 9:05:26 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

A CARNATION?? As in flower?!!


108 posted on 11/13/2008 9:05:49 AM PST by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Not anything stuck up where the sun doesn't shine, but the funniest removal I personally heard of was a man who stepped on a catfish and got a barb stuck in his foot. Normally not very funny, but his friends who brought him to the emergency room didn't think of cutting the barb from the fish so he's lying in the exam room with a whole fish attached to his foot. I think every doctor in the hospital ended up "consulting" on that removal.
109 posted on 11/13/2008 9:05:49 AM PST by KarlInOhio (11/4: The revolutionary socialists beat the Fabian ones. Where can we find a capitalist party?)
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To: CholeraJoe

Is this story for real? I thought this type of story was an urban legend.


110 posted on 11/13/2008 9:05:54 AM PST by utahagen
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

You put the potatoe in the front not the back.


111 posted on 11/13/2008 9:06:52 AM PST by jetson
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To: utahagen

I used to be an ER Doc. Hand to God.


112 posted on 11/13/2008 9:07:24 AM PST by CholeraJoe (Bite me, Rhapsody! John Phillip Sousa is NOT Country music.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Was the vicar’s name O’Brien? (Sorry, all the good lines have been used.)


113 posted on 11/13/2008 9:08:12 AM PST by GSWarrior
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To: Joe 6-pack

Whooo weee, the revrund been ridin dirty.


114 posted on 11/13/2008 9:10:22 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: library user

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matryoshka_doll

I don’t know how to post pictures so here is a link to Matryoshka (Russian) dolls. I have a set of the dolls so knew what they were talking about.


115 posted on 11/13/2008 9:11:18 AM PST by kalee
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

lol...


116 posted on 11/13/2008 9:12:44 AM PST by RnMomof7 ("Sola Scriptura,Sola Christus,Sola Gratia,Sola Fide,Soli Deo Gloria)
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To: CholeraJoe

Probably a heck of a surgeon, but a lousy cook. Barroom chilly, and cheap beer should have got results /s>!


117 posted on 11/13/2008 9:12:49 AM PST by Issaquahking (Obama won the election, and America lost!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
A potato is better than a rattlesnake.
Anybody remember Oscar Brand's “Charlotte the Harlot”?
118 posted on 11/13/2008 9:13:22 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Obama, Change America will die for.)
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To: GSWarrior
(Sorry, all the good lines have been used.)

Have they?

He was putting up curtains and ended up having to remove the spud-ers...

119 posted on 11/13/2008 9:13:53 AM PST by null and void (Hypothetically speaking, how do you make Molotov Cocktails when everything comes in plastic bottles?)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; Mr. Silverback; PJ-Comix; Slings and Arrows
Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense!

Fill in Anglican Weird Sex Joke of your choice. The older the better.

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120 posted on 11/13/2008 9:15:56 AM PST by Kenny Bunk (Marxist Muslim Cousin Odinga burned Christians in their churches. Obama bought him the gas.)
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