Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")

telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

[Oldpuppymax]

But remember, homosexuals are just like everyone else. From what I’ll undoubtedly read one day in the NY Times, this sort of thing happens all the time...to everybody!

[MomofFive]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen comments pop up so fast for a post. You’re all sick, I tell ya. SICK! ;-)

[RichInOC]

:-D )))

“Kimba eat potato!”

[BruceysMom]

Bwahahahaha! Good one

[Myrddin]

My sister has served a few shifts in the ER at her hospital (her normal assignment is OB). The hospital is the closest facility to the "gay" part of town. The cucumber story is a fairly common problem.

[eastsider]

It was ‘stained’ glass, no doubt ...

[Rummyfan]

Actually it was Frank Costanza...

It was a million-to-one shot, doc, a million-to-one....

[beckysueb]

A CARNATION?? As in flower?!!

[KarlInOhio]

Not anything stuck up where the sun doesn't shine, but the funniest removal I personally heard of was a man who stepped on a catfish and got a barb stuck in his foot. Normally not very funny, but his friends who brought him to the emergency room didn't think of cutting the barb from the fish so he's lying in the exam room with a whole fish attached to his foot. I think every doctor in the hospital ended up "consulting" on that removal.

[utahagen]

Is this story for real? I thought this type of story was an urban legend.

[jetson]

You put the potatoe in the front not the back.

[CholeraJoe]

I used to be an ER Doc. Hand to God.

[GSWarrior]

Was the vicar’s name O’Brien? (Sorry, all the good lines have been used.)

[cripplecreek]

Whooo weee, the revrund been ridin dirty.

[kalee]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matryoshka_doll

I don’t know how to post pictures so here is a link to Matryoshka (Russian) dolls. I have a set of the dolls so knew what they were talking about.

[RnMomof7]

lol...

[Issaquahking]

Probably a heck of a surgeon, but a lousy cook. Barroom chilly, and cheap beer should have got results /s>!

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

A potato is better than a rattlesnake.
Anybody remember Oscar Brand's “Charlotte the Harlot”?

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(Sorry, all the good lines have been used.)

Have they?

He was putting up curtains and ended up having to remove the spud-ers...

[Kenny Bunk]

Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense!

Fill in Anglican Weird Sex Joke of your choice. The older the better.

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