To: Slings and Arrows
To: nickcarraway
3 posted on
10/12/2008 10:43:47 AM PDT by
right wing
(The Drive-By Media Are Terrorists Too)
To: nickcarraway
Sheesh, what a Darwin award is worth to some people...
To: nickcarraway
“Man Stuffs Twelve Lobsters in Pants — Now a Gelding”
5 posted on
10/12/2008 10:47:47 AM PDT by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
("The land of the Free...Because of the Brave")
To: nickcarraway
> wardens arrested Chau when they noticed “odd bulges” in his pants.
Those “bulges” were most probably the effects of being pinched mercilessly by PO’d lobsters.
To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants. Wow, the boiling water must have really hurt!
7 posted on
10/12/2008 10:52:14 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
To: nickcarraway
Confucius say: “Man who put crustacean in pants get bad case of crabs...”
8 posted on
10/12/2008 10:52:54 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(And shell-shock)
To: nickcarraway
Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.
sissy lobsters, unlike the real deal:
Homarus americanus
To: nickcarraway
What an idiot, lobster prices are like 2.99 lb off the boats in maine right now
11 posted on
10/12/2008 10:56:03 AM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of the Masses Could be Farts)
To: nickcarraway
I hear the culprit was caught in a pinch.
13 posted on
10/12/2008 11:02:59 AM PDT by
weegee
(Obama's a uniter?"I want you to argue with them (friends,neighbors,Republicans) & get in their face")
To: nickcarraway
And everyone keeps saying that newspapers are useless. Wait, I said that!
15 posted on
10/12/2008 11:24:04 AM PDT by
Clay Moore
(Newspapers, the 8 track tape of the information age.)
To: nickcarraway
“Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.”
What a shame.
21 posted on
10/12/2008 12:02:43 PM PDT by
kalee
To: nickcarraway
Is that 6 lobsters in your pants or are you just REALLY happy to see me?
22 posted on
10/12/2008 12:04:03 PM PDT by
kalee
To: nickcarraway
One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas
How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
To: nickcarraway
Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.Lucky guy.
27 posted on
10/12/2008 1:46:17 PM PDT by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: nickcarraway
30 posted on
10/12/2008 1:49:54 PM PDT by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: nickcarraway
“All six of the newspaper-wrapped lobsters were still alive and were returned to the ocean.”
Sexually traumatized without hope of counseling, they will live their lives in shame.
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
He admits there was enough room?
Whatta wimp.
88 posted on
10/15/2008 2:44:59 AM PDT by
djf
(No milk on the shelves = blood in the streets. So what do we do? Send more money to the bankers!)
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