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Is That A Lobster In Your Pants? (Man Stuffs 6 Crustaceans Down Trousers)
NBC11 ^ | October 12, 2008

Posted on 10/12/2008 10:40:30 AM PDT by nickcarraway

A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants.

Binh Quang Chau, 33, who has been cited four times for poaching, allegedly took the lobsters from the La Jolla State Marine Conservation Area.

Department of Fish and Game warden Daryl Simmons said wardens arrested Chau when they noticed "odd bulges" in his pants.

All six of the newspaper-wrapped lobsters were still alive and were returned to the ocean.

Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.


TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: crime; lobsters; lobstersinpants; pants
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1 posted on 10/12/2008 10:40:30 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


2 posted on 10/12/2008 10:42:09 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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Sounds like the gross and pornographic Levi Strauss commercial - check it out and be prepared for shock and fury.
3 posted on 10/12/2008 10:43:47 AM PDT by right wing (The Drive-By Media Are Terrorists Too)
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Sheesh, what a Darwin award is worth to some people...


4 posted on 10/12/2008 10:45:03 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
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To: nickcarraway

“Man Stuffs Twelve Lobsters in Pants — Now a Gelding”


5 posted on 10/12/2008 10:47:47 AM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham ("The land of the Free...Because of the Brave")
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To: nickcarraway

> wardens arrested Chau when they noticed “odd bulges” in his pants.

Those “bulges” were most probably the effects of being pinched mercilessly by PO’d lobsters.


6 posted on 10/12/2008 10:47:50 AM PDT by max americana
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To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants.

Wow, the boiling water must have really hurt!


7 posted on 10/12/2008 10:52:14 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
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To: nickcarraway

Confucius say: “Man who put crustacean in pants get bad case of crabs...”


8 posted on 10/12/2008 10:52:54 AM PDT by mikrofon (And shell-shock)
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Poor Binh Quang is now only a shell of his former self.


9 posted on 10/12/2008 10:54:23 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Somewhere in Illinois, a community is missing its organizer.)
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To: nickcarraway

Lobsters in the San Diego area do not have pincers.

sissy lobsters, unlike the real deal:

Homarus americanus


10 posted on 10/12/2008 10:54:27 AM PDT by aroostook war
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What an idiot, lobster prices are like 2.99 lb off the boats in maine right now


11 posted on 10/12/2008 10:56:03 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of the Masses Could be Farts)
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Yeah, but air fare from San Diego to Maine is a killer.


12 posted on 10/12/2008 11:01:02 AM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: nickcarraway

I hear the culprit was caught in a pinch.


13 posted on 10/12/2008 11:02:59 AM PDT by weegee (Obama's a uniter?"I want you to argue with them (friends,neighbors,Republicans) & get in their face")
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To: mikrofon

This reads like a Friday thread.


14 posted on 10/12/2008 11:03:59 AM PDT by weegee (Obama's a uniter?"I want you to argue with them (friends,neighbors,Republicans) & get in their face")
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To: nickcarraway

And everyone keeps saying that newspapers are useless. Wait, I said that!


15 posted on 10/12/2008 11:24:04 AM PDT by Clay Moore (Newspapers, the 8 track tape of the information age.)
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Was it this one? Yikes!


16 posted on 10/12/2008 11:33:56 AM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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Binh been on a binge?

Lobsters are heavy drinkers, you know.


17 posted on 10/12/2008 11:45:27 AM PDT by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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Pfft. Weak sauce.

I'd be more impressed if he stuffed a coconut crab in his pants.

18 posted on 10/12/2008 11:48:54 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 ("An American Carol", due October 3rd in theaters!)
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The Texas longhorn lobster eats coconut crabs for snacks.




19 posted on 10/12/2008 11:55:57 AM PDT by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Daffynition
Sarah Palin ate them live.


20 posted on 10/12/2008 11:58:13 AM PDT by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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