Posted on 10/08/2008 9:33:56 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
Edited on 10/08/2008 9:35:41 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
BRIDGEPORT, Conn.
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I don't get it... is she claiming that her roots won't grow out?
She sounds like one of those women.
It would NEVER return? I would think it would grow back in a couple years, even with really long hair.
Someone wanted the lawsuit lottery.
She’s angling to get free dye jobs? She may not be such a natural...
Simply perpetuating the “dumb blonde” stereotype.
How do you “accidentally” dye your hair?
Whatever natural hair color she was... she is giving the Blondes a bad name...
... Did they check?
Human hair grows about 1/4-1/2 inch per month. she must truly be a NATURAL BRUNETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to be that dumb.
Two things here stand out. One, all she had to do is go to a salon. A stylist could strip the traumatizing color out & replace it with the “correct” shade. And two, if she’s a natural blonde why does she need the dye job?
My whole family is blonde and not dumb. Husband is a chemical engineer and daughter is a Geoscientist/Hydrogeologist and they are both SMART blondes, and natural at that. Blonde jokes are so mean and hurtful. I prefer the dumb brunette jokes....
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her. 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. 'What?' sputtered the Doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?' 'No, Silly,' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.' 'So then?' asked the doctor. 'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth. 'So then?' asked the doctor. 'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
If she was looking for a natural “hue” she wasn’t getting it out of a bottle. Maybe she’d have better luck suing the anti-depressant maker for having a glimmer reducing side effect — that one will fly.
Artificial Intelligence.
If she's that fragile, she should be eliminated from the gene pool.
Very funny....Ha!!!
Brunettes are like a TV. Even two year olds can turn them on!
Q: Why does it take longer to build a brunette snowman?
A: Cause you have to hollow out it’s head!
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Q: Why do brunettes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
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Q: Why can’t Brunettes dial 911?
A: They can’t find the 11 on the phone!
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Q:What is eternity?
A: When 4 brunettes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
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Q: What is the fastest way to get a one-armed brunette out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
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Q: If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?
A: The blonde because the brunette would stop for directions.
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Q: How do you get a brunette to laugh at a joke on Saturday?
A: Tell it to her on Tuesday.
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Q: What is a blonde between two brunettes?
A: An interpreter.
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Q: Why did the brunette write “TGIF” on her shoes?
A: To remind her that “toes go in first.”
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Q: What do you do if a brunette throws a pin at you?
A: Run like heck - she’s got a grenade in her mouth!
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Q: What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Q: Why did the brunette tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
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Q:What do you call a dead brunette in a closet?
A: The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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Q:Why did the brunette get thrown out of the M & M factory?
A: She kept throwing out all the W’s.
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Q: Why was the brunette staring at the orange juice container?
A: Because it said (from) “Concentrate”.
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Q: How do you make a brunettes’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ears.
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Q: What do UFO’s and smart brunettes have in common?
A: You hear about them all the time, but you never see one.
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Q: What do you call 25 brunettes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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Q: Why is it good to have a brunette passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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Q: How can you tell if a brunette’s been using the computer?
A: There’s white-out on the screen.
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Q: How can you tell if another brunette’s been using the computer?
A: There’s writing on the white-out.
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Q: What does a brunette say when you blow in her ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”
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Q: Why did the brunette climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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Q: What do you do when a brunette throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Q: How do you drown a brunette?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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Q: What do you get when you give a brunette a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Q: Why did the brunette get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years.
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Q: How do you amuse a brunette for hours?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Q: How do you drive a brunette crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M & M s and tell her to alphabetize them.
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Q: What goes: VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH?
A: A brunette going through a flashing red light.
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Q: How do you confuse a brunette?
A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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: Why don’t brunettes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can’t get all that water in that little package!
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Two brunette observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Brunette #1: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!”
Brunette #2: “Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!”
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Q: Why can’t brunettes make icecubes?
A: They can never remember the recipe.
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How many brunette jokes are there?
None, they’re all true.
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What do you call a brunette with half a brain?
Gifted.
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What do you call an intelligent brunette?
A chocolate lab.
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