Posted on 08/30/2008 4:18:10 PM PDT by Mojave
Politically Incorrect Barack Obama Jokes, the first and only joke book about Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama, has been published.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
PRLog (Press Release) – Aug 28, 2008 – Pseudonymous author Grandpa Mark has written Politically Incorrect Barack Obama Jokes, a joke book book devoted entirely to the life and misadventures of celebrity political figure Barack Obama. Politically Incorrect Barack Obama Jokes (CreateSpace; ISBN: 1438288875; EAN-13: 9781438288871; August 15, 2008; $9.95; 104 pages).
The Politically Incorrect Barack Obama Jokes paperback is available for purchase online.
http://www.amazon.com/Politically-Incorrect-Barack-Obama-Jokes/dp/1438288875
Grandpa Mark was born in the 20th century and is a natural born citizen of the United States of America, just as Barack Obama is alleged to be. Grandpa's other published works to date include the first Hillary Clinton Jokes book and the inspiring children's book Hillary Kitten and the Little Red Hen.
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #870,815 in Books
Hey,
Maybe we should have a politically correct Obama joke contest.
I’ll start ...
Q. What do you call it when Obama jogs?
A. Trotsky
(lame - I know)
A. Trotsky
Hey, I like it.
Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Ho Chi Minh is dead.
(I saw that in The Corner on the National Review.)
A: Barack Obama
A: RACIST!
Why Beer Is Better Than Obama
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” —Benjamin Franklin
Soldiers like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because sailors like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because marines like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t come from Madrassas.
Beer is better than Obama because you know what’s in beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer won’t take half your paycheck.
Beer is better than Obama because beer makes life a little better.
Beer is better than Obama because you’re sad if there’s no more beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t lie.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t have entitlement demands.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and whine don’t mix.
Beer is better than Obama because beer has a pretty good head on it.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and bowling go together.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and arugula don’t.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t leave a bad taste in your mouth.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t mind if you cling to your beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t trash talk you behind your back.
Beer is better than Obama because cold beer disproves the myth of man made global warming.
Beer is better than Obama because imported beer doesn’t pretend to be domestic.
Beer is better than Obama because beer likes it when I set my thermostat COLD.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is GREEN only on St. Patrick’s Day.
Beer is better than Obama because beer didn’t smoke pot and snort coke.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is better than Vichy Water.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is unpretentious.
Beer is better than Obama because people in small towns cling to God, guns and beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t promise you a free
Actually I cheated here ...
http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/whybeerisbetterthanobama
Excellent :-)
Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.
Choke! Gasp! How dare you?!
You mean boots.
Has it beaten Pelosi’s book, yet?
The sales ranks fluxuate on an hourly basis.
At this exact moment Pelosi is at #14,391, Grandpa Mark is #118,054.
Tomorrow those numbers will both be different. Of course, Pelosi gets a bit more free press.
They need a larger mountain for his ears and ego.
Carving a stone halo could prove challenging as well.
He shut of the teleprompter.
Barack Obama!
I LOVED Mad as a kid. Even though Bill Gaines was a lefty, he was pretty much equal opportunity when he came to satire.
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