[Mojave]

Q. What do you call it when Obama jogs?

A. Trotsky

Hey, I like it.

Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?

A. Ho Chi Minh is dead.

(I saw that in The Corner on the National Review.)

[reg45]

Q: What do you call someone who is unqualified to shine John McCain's shoes?

A: Barack Obama

[Snagglepuss]

Why Beer Is Better Than Obama

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” —Benjamin Franklin
Soldiers like beer.

Beer is better than Obama because sailors like beer.

Beer is better than Obama because marines like beer.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t come from Madrassas.

Beer is better than Obama because you know what’s in beer.

Beer is better than Obama because beer won’t take half your paycheck.

Beer is better than Obama because beer makes life a little better.

Beer is better than Obama because you’re sad if there’s no more beer.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t lie.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t have entitlement demands.

Beer is better than Obama because beer and whine don’t mix.

Beer is better than Obama because beer has a pretty good head on it.

Beer is better than Obama because beer and bowling go together.

Beer is better than Obama because beer and arugula don’t.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t mind if you cling to your beer.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t trash talk you behind your back.

Beer is better than Obama because cold beer disproves the myth of man made global warming.

Beer is better than Obama because imported beer doesn’t pretend to be domestic.

Beer is better than Obama because beer likes it when I set my thermostat COLD.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is GREEN only on St. Patrick’s Day.

Beer is better than Obama because beer didn’t smoke pot and snort coke.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is better than Vichy Water.

Beer is better than Obama because beer is unpretentious.

Beer is better than Obama because people in small towns cling to God, guns and beer.

Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn’t promise you a free

Actually I cheated here ...
http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/whybeerisbetterthanobama