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Posted on 08/21/2008 10:54:36 AM PDT by submarinerswife

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To: Monkey Face

*Coffee tech support*

You didn’t add enough sugar, it sounds like.
And did you remember the pinch of salt into the filter?
* end coffee tech support*

The stuff is pretty vicious.


881 posted on 09/12/2008 9:39:09 AM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
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To: Monkey Face

D’oh!
Forgot to have the coffee tech support guy speaking like an outsourced tech support guy..


882 posted on 09/12/2008 9:44:35 AM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
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To: NicknamedBob; DJ MacWoW; Darksheare

Stationary? Nonsense, we’re free-roaming.

I’m sure you didn’t mean stationary with floral
patterns & horizontal stripes across our faces.
If we came around looking like that, mom might
think we’re sick... I mean not feeling well. ;-)


883 posted on 09/12/2008 10:20:38 AM PDT by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde; NicknamedBob; DJ MacWoW

You sure it isn’t free range?


884 posted on 09/12/2008 10:29:43 AM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
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To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob; DJ MacWoW

*thunderclap*

It is what I say it is!... Insolent.... puff!... er, yeah.

*ahem*

Free range. Does it come with industrial strength oven mitts?


885 posted on 09/12/2008 10:36:57 AM PDT by Darkchylde (Experts say eating right & exorcising are the keys to a long life...)
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To: Darkchylde; NicknamedBob; DJ MacWoW

Free range, has oven mitts, but the herd must be tended and culled from time to time.


886 posted on 09/12/2008 10:45:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
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To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob; DJ MacWoW

... Does the range come with
wheels for easy transportation?
Is it home on the range? Do I
have to worry about deer &
antelope playing on it?
So many questions...


887 posted on 09/12/2008 10:56:30 AM PDT by Darkchylde (Experts say eating right & exorcising are the keys to a long life...)
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To: Monkey Face; Anoreth

And when did you drink sewing machine oil? What an *interesting* life you’ve had!

Internet has been down all across our area today, and it’s still barely functional, but Anoreth will have a report on the drag races when she can get online.


888 posted on 09/12/2008 2:38:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("McCain and Palin: The Normal People Revolution" ~ rrrod)
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To: Darkchylde; DJ MacWoW; Darksheare; Monkey Face; fanfan; Tax-chick
"I’m sure you didn’t mean stationary with floral patterns & horizontal stripes across our faces."

I meant stationary as in "Still life with whirlwind." Something like a high-speed photo of the Tasmanian Devil.

889 posted on 09/12/2008 3:14:33 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Bill met the O-man. O-man said, she thinks I called her a pig. Bill said, tell her, "Put ice on it")
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To: Darkchylde
"I’m sure you didn’t mean stationary with floral patterns & horizontal stripes across our faces."

Besides, I think you meant to say vertical stripes. Horizontal stripes make you look flat.

890 posted on 09/12/2008 3:16:10 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Bill met the O-man. O-man said, she thinks I called her a pig. Bill said, tell her, "Put ice on it")
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To: NicknamedBob; FRiends
Here you go....


891 posted on 09/12/2008 3:34:31 PM PDT by fanfan (SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darkchylde; DJ MacWoW; Monkey Face; fanfan; Tax-chick

Oh, like what my coffee does to people.


892 posted on 09/12/2008 3:41:19 PM PDT by Darksheare (My cyborg mecha-squirrels shall taunt that annoying Pomeranian over there..)
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To: NicknamedBob
Vertical stripes don't help you to look slimmer after all... they make you appear fatter

Who knew?

893 posted on 09/12/2008 3:45:01 PM PDT by fanfan (SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
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To: Darksheare

I was noted for bad coffee in my youth, and I still have an occasional disaster.


894 posted on 09/12/2008 3:45:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("McCain and Palin: The Normal People Revolution" ~ rrrod)
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare

Bad coffee is when you up-end the pot, and only two drops fall into your cup. That’s bad.


895 posted on 09/12/2008 4:00:29 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Bill met the O-man. O-man said, she thinks I called her a pig. Bill said, tell her, "Put ice on it")
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To: NicknamedBob

Nice tag line.


896 posted on 09/12/2008 4:02:49 PM PDT by fanfan (SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
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To: 2111USMC

Did she like cheese?


897 posted on 09/12/2008 4:06:34 PM PDT by 1035rep (McCain/Palin 08)
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To: submarinerswife

Just opt out.


898 posted on 09/12/2008 4:08:26 PM PDT by 1035rep (McCain/Palin 08)
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To: fanfan

It was a squeeze.


899 posted on 09/12/2008 4:15:12 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Bill met the O-man. O-man said, she thinks I called her a pig. Bill said, tell her, "Put ice on it")
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To: NicknamedBob

You have always been, and will continue to be, way above me.

I guess I’m a member of the airplane club.

;-)


900 posted on 09/12/2008 4:25:15 PM PDT by fanfan (SCC:Canadians have constitutional protection to all opinions, as long as they are based on the facts)
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