The Dragonflies'Lair ~ Thread LV ~ Anniversary Thread

1,301 posted on 08/25/2008 6:31:45 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...I earned my wings by flying into things....)

ROTFLOL, fingers get in the way!

1,302 posted on 08/25/2008 6:32:23 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...I earned my wings by flying into things....)

To: Soaring Feather

Actually, my tongue got in front of my eye teeth, & I couldn’t see what I was typing.

1,303 posted on 08/25/2008 6:33:40 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

I see! Well, that is odd as heck isn’t it? What a picture.

1,304 posted on 08/25/2008 6:35:39 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...I earned my wings by flying into things....)

To: Soaring Feather

1,305 posted on 08/25/2008 6:43:02 AM PDT by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military)

To: Soaring Feather; Lady Jag; NY Attitude; WayzataJOHNN; All

1,306 posted on 08/25/2008 8:28:13 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)

To: Soaring Feather; WayzataJOHNN

Bittersweet poem. Takes getting out there for a lot of experience and learning in order to gain wisdom.

Regretfully, too many fools pretend wisdom prematurely.

1,307 posted on 08/25/2008 8:41:03 AM PDT by Lady Jag (The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)

To: tomkow6; Soaring Feather; NY Attitude; WayzataJOHNN; Kathy in Alaska; MEG33; Allegra; ...

It's Monday, you know? Waddaya gonna do?

Lady Jag's Personal Horrorscope
for Monday, August 25, 2008

How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Good day to sip tea. Remember to extend your pinkie!

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

People around you are starting to look a bit complacent. Good day to adopt a haunted expression and carry a large ball of aluminum foil.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Good day to buy lava lamps at garage sales. Once in a life-time opportunity. Also, if you happen to spot a white 100% polyester leisure suit with bell-bottom pants and a really large lapel, buy it on the spot. I know *I* would love to have one.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Bad day to tease a yak.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You will be granted a religious experience of startling significance, similar in some respects to the accounts of statues of the Virgin Mary weeping. In this case, however, she will sneeze.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Today you will go into the prosthetic forehead business, having heard that everyone wants a prosthetic forehead to wear on their real forehead. It would be a good idea to do your own market research, in this case, before sinking all your savings in this venture.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Good day to bring your entrenching tool with you. You never know...

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Good day to start saving up for that electron microscope you've always wanted. I hear Sears will be having a big sale on them this fall.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You will be strangely drawn to an odd glass sculpture in an antique shop. The proprietor will show it to you with some hesitation, and will be visibly perspiring when you buy it. You'll hear an almost anguished sigh of relief from him, as you leave with it.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

You are about to invent a night light in the shape of a chess piece, which you will name the "Nighty Knight." You should be ashamed of yourself.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

Try not to be too impulsive, today. Ask yourself if you really need that aircraft carrier, or if you just think it'd be fun to have.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Beware the toilet plunger of Doom.

1,308 posted on 08/25/2008 9:04:22 AM PDT by Lady Jag (The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)

Go Cubs Go!
Go Cubs Go!
Hey Chicago Whatdya Say
Cubs Are Gonna Win Today!!!

1,309 posted on 08/25/2008 9:04:42 AM PDT by MeekMom (Come on Cubbies!)

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Bad day to tease a yak.
My gosh, that is the last thing on my mind. LOL

1,310 posted on 08/25/2008 9:15:17 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I soar- 'cause I can...I earned my wings by flying into things....)

To: Kathy in Alaska

Good morning to the woman who needs no sleep!

1,311 posted on 08/25/2008 9:23:04 AM PDT by Lady Jag (The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)

1,312 posted on 08/25/2008 9:24:27 AM PDT by NY Attitude (You are responsible for your own safety until the arrival of law enforcement officers)

Best to your grandson!

1,313 posted on 08/25/2008 9:30:31 AM PDT by Lady Jag (The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)

Yeah. Outrageous, isn’t it.

No yak milk, either. Have some yak milk vodka and guzzle your cares away.

1,314 posted on 08/25/2008 9:34:26 AM PDT by Lady Jag (The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)

Sounds like a plan. I just love it when a plan comes together. LOL

1,315 posted on 08/25/2008 9:46:25 AM PDT by NY Attitude (You are responsible for your own safety until the arrival of law enforcement officers)

1,316 posted on 08/25/2008 9:57:54 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

To: Lady Jag; tomkow6; All

Well there is report off BBC wire claim that Pakstein coalitoin govt that kinda leaded by Benzier Buhtto widower has FALLEN APART

1,317 posted on 08/25/2008 10:28:10 AM PDT by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")

To: tomkow6; Soaring Feather; All

HEY TOMKOW Vlady want his vodka back he hear a rumor that you going to Chicago Cubs orgagition right

Wellll he doesn’t want give to Capitolist baseball team who haven’t won World Series since 1908 it bad for Kremlin LOL!

Tomkow what that promise you promise you going take a bath but Canteen ladies would have to help

1,318 posted on 08/25/2008 10:32:34 AM PDT by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")

To: Soaring Feather; NY Attitude

Come, come, Featherooni! Join ‘Tudelicious and me in slugging some yak milk vodka!

1,319 posted on 08/25/2008 10:56:25 AM PDT by Lady Jag (The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right)

"...baseball team who haven’t won World Series since 1908..."

You do you think I need the vodka???

1,320 posted on 08/25/2008 11:06:24 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...............CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)

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Lady Jag's Personal Horrorscope
for Monday, August 25, 2008

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Lady Jag's Personal Horrorscope for Monday, August 25, 2008

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Lady Jag's Personal Horrorscope
for Monday, August 25, 2008