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CONTEST: Name the Extra Seven States in Obama's America
Vanity ^ | Julyl 30, 2008 | BPJAM

Posted on 07/30/2008 4:00:47 PM PDT by bpjam

The McCain Campaign isn't competent enough to start it so it's up to Free Republic (again). We need to name the other 7 ObamaNation States!

Obama lives in a different America than the rest of us. His has 57 states in it. What are those other 7 states? That is the job for you, Freepers. Let's name those states. And the winning states will be sent to the McCain Campaign so they can get a clue as to what it's like to be a Conservative or even be in the Republican Party (for those of us who are). And maybe the media might want to join in once they've figured out the joke


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KEYWORDS: 57states; contest; dearbornistan; obama
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Okay, I'll start:

Cuba

Old Europe

Denial

South Farrakhan

New Nairobi

Washington M.S.M.

Flegerstan

Wright Virginia

Bitter Clingerstan

.

But watch your suggestions, the Kosassks will be lurking.

1 posted on 07/30/2008 4:00:48 PM PDT by bpjam
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To: bpjam

Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Virginia.


2 posted on 07/30/2008 4:02:42 PM PDT by Silver Dany (Democrats are Socialists)
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To: bpjam

Taiwan, one of the States he hasn’t visited yet.


3 posted on 07/30/2008 4:02:45 PM PDT by RightWhale (I will veto each and every beer)
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To: bpjam

East Virginia, Dakota, Old York, Old Hampshire, Carolina, Mexico, Puerto Rico


4 posted on 07/30/2008 4:04:50 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: bpjam
Hubris, Fantasy, Denial, Rage, Deceit, Confusion, and Corruption.

That should do it.

5 posted on 07/30/2008 4:04:58 PM PDT by DakotaGator
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To: bpjam

Allahbama


6 posted on 07/30/2008 4:06:22 PM PDT by TheWasteLand
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To: TheWasteLand

nice.


7 posted on 07/30/2008 4:07:01 PM PDT by bpjam (Drill For Oil or Lose Your Job!! Vote Nov 2008)
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To: TheWasteLand

Ha ha lol


8 posted on 07/30/2008 4:07:30 PM PDT by Silver Dany (Democrats are Socialists)
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To: DakotaGator

I’m pretty sure a couple of those ought to become finalists.


9 posted on 07/30/2008 4:07:30 PM PDT by bpjam (Drill For Oil or Lose Your Job!! Vote Nov 2008)
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To: RightWhale
Commiestan

El Socialista

Dopeastan

Muslamabamastan

Scumsuckingsocialistastan

G**D***astan

Pinkoia

10 posted on 07/30/2008 4:07:30 PM PDT by GunnyB (Once a Marine, Always a Marine)
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Easy, Puerto Rico, British Columbia, Alberta, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Yukon, Southern Alaska.

The real question is what happened to Eastern Canada and why does the United States own all those oil bearing strata!

11 posted on 07/30/2008 4:08:11 PM PDT by muawiyah (We need a "Gastank For America" to win back Congress)
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1)irrationalism
2)emotionalism
3)altruism
4)statism
5)socialism
6)collectivism
7)parasitism

12 posted on 07/30/2008 4:08:14 PM PDT by mjp (Live & let live. I don't want to live in Mexico, Marxico, or Muslimico. Statism & high taxes suck)
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To: TheWasteLand

“Allahbama”

Applause!


13 posted on 07/30/2008 4:08:31 PM PDT by HankArcher ("When freedom expands to mean freedom of instinct and social destruction, then freedom is dead")
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To: mjp

your states shouldn’t be named in the form of an ‘ism’.

But then, this is Obama’s America.....

There might even be a North Farrakhan next to South Farrakhan.


14 posted on 07/30/2008 4:09:33 PM PDT by bpjam (Drill For Oil or Lose Your Job!! Vote Nov 2008)
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His law exam was all about the state of Utopia, where gay men are thwarted in their attempt to adopt children by the evil defense of marraige act.

He asked his students how they could deny the will of the people to get around the laws voted in by the people.


15 posted on 07/30/2008 4:09:34 PM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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Mexifornia.

Bittervania.

Venezuela.

And Kenya. Just in case it’s proved he really was born there.


16 posted on 07/30/2008 4:09:57 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Yo prometo lealtad a la bandera de los Estados Unidos de America, y a la Republica que representa...)
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Name the Extra Seven States in Obama’s America
____________________________________

That’s easy...

Mi teecha lurnd me thim in skool...

1. Washington is in the state of Columbia

2. Franklin

3. Penn State

4. State Penitentary

5. State of Confusion

6. State of Denial

7. State-Your-Name

How did I do ???

:)


17 posted on 07/30/2008 4:10:44 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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Barakistan

Arrogancia

Hubristan

Newbivania

Stalinavia

Ignorantia

Marxizona


18 posted on 07/30/2008 4:10:49 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Congrasites = Congressional parasites.)
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To: bpjam

Dumbville


19 posted on 07/30/2008 4:11:31 PM PDT by thefactor (contributing nothing of value to threads since 2001...)
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Detroitistan
Metromacaca
Pandelerium
Hoodizonia
Denialaware
New Hope
Changifornia


20 posted on 07/30/2008 4:11:40 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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