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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

Posted on 06/20/2008 5:20:26 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

It's

Being from Arizona, I have to pass these along (they can apply to other "hot" states as well)...

It's so hot in Arizona that...

Thankfully, today is Ice Cream Soda Day!!!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hot; ofst; silliness; summer
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To: CougarGA7
Beer is good. It contains the same stuff as bread (except the hops).... different proportions, and more palatable... I say that as a food professional.

Plenty of room here for beer drinkers.

I think Jesus was constrained by cultural conditioning on the wine aspect....

/johnny

181 posted on 06/20/2008 3:15:17 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: DaveLoneRanger
Enforce it. :)

/johnny

183 posted on 06/20/2008 3:35:23 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: Lucky9teen
She goes clockwise and then she goes counter clockwise.

Not really surprising. I tested as a "whole brain learner" a few years back.

184 posted on 06/20/2008 3:49:01 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

185 posted on 06/20/2008 3:49:58 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Biting into a McCain burger will be like tasting 2 day old crap, but Obama is pure cyanide koolaid.)
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To: Lucky9teen

She keeps alternating clockwise then counterclockwise then back to clockwise.

I’m afraid to know what that means.


186 posted on 06/20/2008 4:32:29 PM PDT by Skooz (Any nation that would elect Hillary Clinton as its president has forfeited its right to exist.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I'm in Riverside County, California. It was 107 today.


I hate the summer time.

187 posted on 06/20/2008 5:43:28 PM PDT by Salem (What can men do against such reckless hate? ... Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them!)
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To: Lucky9teen
LMAO....I'm still in contact with a ton of "chinamen" who I was in the fish biz with; they've all just gotten that animation.

I'll probably have Johnnie Cochran's putrid corpse rapping at my door tomorrow -- but that one was worth it.

188 posted on 06/20/2008 8:07:13 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: Salem
I'm in Riverside County, California. It was 107 today.

Shoulda come thru the pass into the Coachella Valley...we clocked 11 above that in the back yard today. It sucked; still 109, and it's after 8pm.

189 posted on 06/20/2008 8:11:24 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: Lucky9teen

bump


190 posted on 06/21/2008 7:42:28 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: Lucky9teen
If they start singing I will not be responsible for what happens next.
191 posted on 06/21/2008 8:28:47 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Palm Springs plumbers nightmare....


192 posted on 06/21/2008 9:11:04 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: Lucky9teen; absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; AppyPappy; april15Bendovr; arbooz; Aria; Bahbah; ...

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, ‘God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.’

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, ‘Here I am God. I’m still waiting.’

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, ‘What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?’ The Marine calmly replied, ‘God was too busy today protecting America ‘s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.’


193 posted on 06/21/2008 2:07:23 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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To: Jo Nuvark

Now THAT’S a “punchline”!

:-)


194 posted on 06/21/2008 2:11:15 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (Obama stole McCain's motto.."Vero Possumus".."Yes, we'll roll over and play dead")
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To: EternalVigilance

So many times I have wished I had the
courage to do something like that.


195 posted on 06/21/2008 2:12:34 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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To: ErnBatavia

My eeeeeyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssss!!!!!


196 posted on 06/21/2008 2:13:18 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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To: Jo Nuvark; All

 

Marine Corps Rules for Gun Fighting

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.

5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movement are preferred.)

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. Have a plan.

13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

16. Don't drop your guard.

17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.

18. Watch their hands. Hands kill. In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.

19. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH.

20. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

21. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

22. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

23. Your number one option for personal security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

24. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4."

 

Navy Rules for Gun fighting:

1. Go to Sea

2. Send the Marines

3. Drink Coffee

 


197 posted on 06/21/2008 3:00:43 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Donate to FR anytime at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag; Lucky9teen; Jo Nuvark
Another hazardous job activity...


198 posted on 06/21/2008 4:20:55 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: ErnBatavia

That ties right in with the Navy joke when you see all thos anchors! nyuk,nyuk. Otherwise it made me hungry.


199 posted on 06/21/2008 7:32:27 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Donate to FR anytime at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: ErnBatavia; Lucky9teen; Jo Nuvark

200 posted on 06/21/2008 7:34:34 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Donate to FR anytime at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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