****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[Lucky9teen]

It's

Being from Arizona, I have to pass these along (they can apply to other "hot" states as well)...

It's so hot in Arizona that...

• the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
• the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
• farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
• the cows are giving evaporated milk.
• the trees are whistling for the dogs.
• you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
• you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
• you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
• you can make instant sun tea.
• you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
• the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
• you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
• you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
• you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
• The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
• you discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
• you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
• you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
• hot water now comes out of both taps.
• it's noon in June, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
• you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
• you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
• no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
• your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
• you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
• a sad Arizonan once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me, cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."

Thankfully, today is Ice Cream Soda Day!!!

[maine-iac7]

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[girlscout]

I can't figure out how anyone settled areas like Florida and Texas prior to the invention of AC and pesticides. Imagine the heat and humidity combined with heavy Victorian clothing that buttoned to the chin, endless swarms of mosquitoes, and infrequent bathing.

You forgot to mention fighting off hostile Indians. Free / cheap land can overcome even the biggest mosquito. ;-)

[spotbust1]

If they are massive, that’s probably why they are still virgins ;-)

[RedRover]

LOL! That is great!

[TexasCajun]

In Texas, it's Blue Bell or nothing!

[Lucky9teen]

You’re On! ;)

[Hoodlum91]

WooHoo! I love cat pics! :p

[Gay State Conservative]

Summer is here Can't you tell? The sun is out And it's hotter than...usual.

Or.....

Spring has sprung

Fall has fell

Summer's here

And it's hot as...usual

[Gay State Conservative]

In Texas, it's Blue Bell or nothing!

Do you guys get Ben & Jerry's down there? They're both worthless leftist filthbags but they make darn good ice cream.

[Lucky9teen]

I feel like corn nuts

[Hoodlum91]

You don’t look like corn nuts.

[Deaf Smith]

You left out Chiggers.

[Lucky9teen]

[RockinRight]

Do we know who this belongs to?

[Lucky9teen]

Dr. Demento rocked. I loved that show. You can still listen to past shows and see the past playlists

[TexasCajun]

I refuse to buy B&J,one because they are lefties and it doesn't beat our bluebell.

Do they make just a simple ice cream.

The ones I've tried had more of the other ingredients than it did the ice cream.

[Chanticleer]

How about Poisoning Pigeons in the Park? Always a classic!

[Chanticleer]

You probably need more padding on your bicycle seat.

[Lucky9teen]

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