Nectar of the Broke: The World's 5 Worst Ways To Get Drunk

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[CougarGA7]

This stuff is still under 3 bucks.

[CougarGA7]

My father used to drink Old Milwaukee. One day when I was at his house I told him. “Dad, you are a nuclear engineer, you make good money, you have made it! You dont have to drink this crap anymore.”

Dad took my words to heart and moved up to Keystone.

[JoJo Gunn]

I was thinking of “Harvest Moon”?

[7thson]

Iron City! Back in the early 80’s, it was sold in Norfolk 7-11s. You could buy a 32 oz bottle for 89 cents.

[Flying Circus]

The problem with youth is they are too young to know that life is too short to drink bad booze. The law and our culture is to blame because we don't teach them that the reason to drink is not to get drunk, but to enjoy the time getting there*!
_{*Disclaimer: This post is not meant to advocate getting drunk or drunkenness. Alcohol should be used responsibly and in moderation.}

[xJones]

Mogen David Blackberry wine. You can either drink it or use it as an excellent pancake syrup.

[Slings and Arrows]

Now you know why Jews don’t drink much.

[xJones]

Now you know why Jews don’t drink much.

Why should they drink when they can pour Mogan David Blackberry wine on their blintzes?

[tet68]

When you find Aqua Velva aftershave in the refridgerated case, you know you’re there.

[houeto]

Don’t forget Milwaukee’s Best (aka Milwaukee’s Beast).

It took me a couple of years to get up the nerve to admit this but, I prefer the Blue Beast.