Posted on 06/05/2008 9:27:55 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan
I have hang over of Biblical proportions.
As in my head is splitting like the Red Sea.
Fire and brimstone are flying from me like the wrath of an Angy God.
I believe the Germans caused this by immigrating to Texas and brewing a concoction known as "Shiner Bock."
Anyone have any suggestions?
(Excerpt) Read more at thebarmidland.com ...
Drink water. Dehydration is the cause. And finally, you are too old to still be drinking. It disturbs your sleep and is an understated source of excessive caloric intake.
If you want a more technical explanation, ethanol inhibits anti-diuretic hormone (ADH) which increases urine production leading to the dehydration. ADH acts directly on the distal tubules of the kidney to conserve water.
Take a teaspoon of Old English Furniture polish. Then call the poison control center.
Sure cure....Shiner Blonde
Gatorade works the best. Use it to wash down those Advils. Then take a nice long walk.
What's a box of .227? Or did you mean another caliber?
I searched the web, and the only two ammunition listings I found for .227 were 5.43 Louis Mattis and .22 Adolph, neither of which I recall hearing of before.
My sympathies, I have a headache too, but not from alcohol.
“If you can’t annoy somebody with what you write, I think there’s little point in writing.” (Amis)
I don’t get hangovers anymore.
heck, I need the alcohol.
I feel hungover if I DON’T drink.
>>>I was among ex-pat Yankees (friends from school) who were drinking massively because no wives were present<<<
I don’t get that..... are they not allowed?
...maybe because MrsEnvisio and I enjoy drinking together. Sometimes massive amounts together.
I feel for grown men that aren’t “allowed” to do things....
Funny, I vaguely remember shinny blonde, but I think she was a waitress.
It’s about 100 outside.
Maybe I will sit in the Sun, but that would require moving.
“Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare ‘floater’ thrown in. The sole purpose of this ‘floater’ seems to be to splash toilet water all over your ass.”
That quote is a keeper. I liked Shiner okay until discovered Guinness Stout; now I hardly drink anything else.
We have a guy trip every year or so.
This time they came to the ranch Texas to shoot stuff, then off to Horseshoe Bay tomorrow very early.
tardping?
“And finally, you are too old to still be drinking.”
Damn, how old do you think I am?
(Old enough to know better, I suppose. . . )
Did you hear about this?
Take it like a man. This is a conservative website, which means we believe everyone should accept responsibility for their actions and the consequences.
;-)
I always liked ‘Are You Drinkin’ With Me Jesus?’ by the Beat Farmers.
Actually Lemon/Lime Gatorade and 2 tablets of Alka-Seltzer works like a charm. I think they also have a “hangover” Alka-Seltzer too, that works even better.
Trust me on this as a fellow Texan, I have been using this remedy for about 2 years. The first time I used was because of plenty of that sweet nectar known as Shiner Bock and capping the night off with an Irish Car Bomb. Hell, I just used this cure yesterday morning, too much Scotch (if such a thing can be said).
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