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I have a hangover of Biblical proportions (All is Vanity)
The Bar ^ | 06/06/2008 | MeanWestTexan

Posted on 06/05/2008 9:27:55 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan

I have hang over of Biblical proportions.

As in my head is splitting like the Red Sea.

Fire and brimstone are flying from me like the wrath of an Angy God.

I believe the Germans caused this by immigrating to Texas and brewing a concoction known as "Shiner Bock."

Anyone have any suggestions?

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To: MeanWestTexan

Drink water. Dehydration is the cause. And finally, you are too old to still be drinking. It disturbs your sleep and is an understated source of excessive caloric intake.


81 posted on 06/05/2008 10:53:56 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot ((Hallmarks of Liberalism: Ingratitude and Envy))
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To: MeanWestTexan

If you want a more technical explanation, ethanol inhibits anti-diuretic hormone (ADH) which increases urine production leading to the dehydration. ADH acts directly on the distal tubules of the kidney to conserve water.


82 posted on 06/05/2008 10:56:40 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot ((Hallmarks of Liberalism: Ingratitude and Envy))
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To: MeanWestTexan

Take a teaspoon of Old English Furniture polish. Then call the poison control center.


83 posted on 06/05/2008 10:57:06 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: MeanWestTexan

Sure cure....Shiner Blonde


84 posted on 06/05/2008 10:58:49 AM PDT by OSHA (framing it as though you've magically neutralized any potential negative eventuality)
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To: Neoliberalnot

Gatorade works the best. Use it to wash down those Advils. Then take a nice long walk.


85 posted on 06/05/2008 11:02:21 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: SpinnerWebb
... two boxes of .227’s ...

What's a box of .227? Or did you mean another caliber?

I searched the web, and the only two ammunition listings I found for .227 were 5.43 Louis Mattis and .22 Adolph, neither of which I recall hearing of before.

86 posted on 06/05/2008 11:02:47 AM PDT by snowsislander
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To: MeanWestTexan

My sympathies, I have a headache too, but not from alcohol.


87 posted on 06/05/2008 11:07:53 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: dighton

“If you can’t annoy somebody with what you write, I think there’s little point in writing.” (Amis)


88 posted on 06/05/2008 11:16:14 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: MeanWestTexan

I don’t get hangovers anymore.

heck, I need the alcohol.

I feel hungover if I DON’T drink.


89 posted on 06/05/2008 11:18:37 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: MeanWestTexan

>>>I was among ex-pat Yankees (friends from school) who were drinking massively because no wives were present<<<

I don’t get that..... are they not allowed?

...maybe because MrsEnvisio and I enjoy drinking together. Sometimes massive amounts together.

I feel for grown men that aren’t “allowed” to do things....


90 posted on 06/05/2008 11:30:09 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: OSHA
“Sure cure....Shiner Blonde”

Funny, I vaguely remember shinny blonde, but I think she was a waitress.

91 posted on 06/05/2008 11:38:58 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
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To: Cecily

It’s about 100 outside.

Maybe I will sit in the Sun, but that would require moving.


92 posted on 06/05/2008 11:39:45 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
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To: MeanWestTexan
This hurt I was laughing so hard:

“Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare ‘floater’ thrown in. The sole purpose of this ‘floater’ seems to be to splash toilet water all over your ass.”

That quote is a keeper. I liked Shiner okay until discovered Guinness Stout; now I hardly drink anything else.

93 posted on 06/05/2008 11:39:55 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (When hopelessness replaces hope, it opens the door to evil.)
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To: envisio

We have a guy trip every year or so.

This time they came to the ranch Texas to shoot stuff, then off to Horseshoe Bay tomorrow very early.


94 posted on 06/05/2008 11:42:22 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
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To: EveningStar; JRios1968

tardping?


95 posted on 06/05/2008 11:52:04 AM PDT by dhot (I take life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila.....)
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To: Neoliberalnot

“And finally, you are too old to still be drinking.”

Damn, how old do you think I am?

(Old enough to know better, I suppose. . . )


96 posted on 06/05/2008 11:52:39 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Mossad!)
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To: humblegunner; TheMom; Eaker; Squantos; BJClinton

Did you hear about this?


97 posted on 06/05/2008 11:53:12 AM PDT by dhot (I take life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila.....)
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To: MeanWestTexan

Take it like a man. This is a conservative website, which means we believe everyone should accept responsibility for their actions and the consequences.

;-)


98 posted on 06/05/2008 11:55:25 AM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: HamiltonJay; MeanWestTexan

I always liked ‘Are You Drinkin’ With Me Jesus?’ by the Beat Farmers.


99 posted on 06/05/2008 12:01:22 PM PDT by uglybiker (I do not suffer from mental illness. I quite enjoy it, actually.)
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To: MeanWestTexan
Get drunk again :)

Actually Lemon/Lime Gatorade and 2 tablets of Alka-Seltzer works like a charm. I think they also have a “hangover” Alka-Seltzer too, that works even better.

Trust me on this as a fellow Texan, I have been using this remedy for about 2 years. The first time I used was because of plenty of that sweet nectar known as Shiner Bock and capping the night off with an Irish Car Bomb. Hell, I just used this cure yesterday morning, too much Scotch (if such a thing can be said).

100 posted on 06/05/2008 12:11:27 PM PDT by A Texan (Oderint dum metuant)
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