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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

Posted on 05/30/2008 5:41:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Top 10 Most Brilliant Marketing Screw Ups….

1. Coors put its slogan, “Turn it loose,” into Spanish, where it was read as “Suffer from diarrhea.”

2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: “Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.”

3. Clairol introduced the “Mist Stick”, a curling iron, into German only to find out that “mist” is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the “manure stick.”

4. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the U.S., with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what’s inside, since most people can’t read.

5. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.

6. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope’s visit. Instead of “I saw the Pope” (el Papa), the shirts read “I saw the potato” (la papa).

7. Pepsi’s “Come alive with the Pepsi Generation” translated into “Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave”, in Chinese.

8. Frank Perdue’s chicken slogan, “it takes a strong man to make a tender chicken” was translated into Spanish as “it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate.”

9. The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as “Ke-kou-ke-la”, meaning “Bite the wax tadpole” or “female horse stuffed with wax”, depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent “ko-kou-ko-le”, translating into “happiness in the mouth.”

10. When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, “it won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you”. Instead, the company thought that the word “embarazar” (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read:  “It won’t leak in your pocket and make you pregnant.”



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: marketing; ofst; silliness
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42 posted on 05/30/2008 7:00:35 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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43 posted on 05/30/2008 7:01:57 AM PDT by Sax
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To: Lucky9teen

That bunch of stick men running and jumping...is neat. I would like to send it to my grandson. Where can I get something like that?


44 posted on 05/30/2008 7:07:12 AM PDT by Dudoight
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46 posted on 05/30/2008 7:18:59 AM PDT by day10 (Rules cannot substitute for character.)
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To: struwwelpeter

Ha-ha. Good catch!


48 posted on 05/30/2008 7:25:19 AM PDT by Tolik
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50 posted on 05/30/2008 7:46:42 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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51 posted on 05/30/2008 7:59:33 AM PDT by mcar
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52 posted on 05/30/2008 8:01:05 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen

My Eyes!!! You own me a pair of glasses! ;)


53 posted on 05/30/2008 8:06:12 AM PDT by rock_lobsta (Not Your Ordinary Crustacean.)
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54 posted on 05/30/2008 8:11:22 AM PDT by rock_lobsta (Not Your Ordinary Crustacean.)
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Humorous Pictures
55 posted on 05/30/2008 8:13:00 AM PDT by rock_lobsta (Not Your Ordinary Crustacean.)
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To: Lucky9teen
As I was driving to work yesterday I saw a sandwich board outside of an apartment building that said:

"STD's for Rent"

When I went back today to get a picture it had been changed to:

"Studio Apt.'s for Rent"

Darn.

56 posted on 05/30/2008 8:14:20 AM PDT by synbad600
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57 posted on 05/30/2008 8:16:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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59 posted on 05/30/2008 8:18:21 AM PDT by rock_lobsta (Not Your Ordinary Crustacean.)
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send him this link....http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg129/bobbyjo10101/stickmen.gif


This one is kinda cool too


60 posted on 05/30/2008 8:20:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Note to McCain: The voters are not united FOR you, they are uniting AGAINST Clinton/Obama)
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