I've seen some funny-looking squirrels.
Posted on 05/18/2008 10:00:48 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
This Explains A Lot!!
Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, almost exactly 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with Five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that nine months after that historic day, in the month of March 1948, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It did for me.
You need to read further and discover....
OMG ITS POSTED IN HUMOR!!!!!!
But, only an idiotic moron with the sense of humor of a dead frog and obviously loads of free time, would spend that time to
look up each birth date,
then post it
and then bitch about how the HUMOR makes everyone ELSE look stupid.
DUH!
Professionals Only, call the troops. [:->~~~
I've seen some funny-looking squirrels.
They produce people gullible enough to believe crap like this? Took me 5 minutes to check birthdates:
Clinton - October 1947
John Kerry - December 1943
Bill Clinton - August 1946
Howard Dean - November 1948
Nancy Pelosi - March 1940
Dianne Feinsteain - June 1933
Charles Schumer - November 1950
Barbara Boxer - November 1940
Should have taken another minute to check the Humor column.
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