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The Hobbit Hole XXXVI - O! Water cold we may pour at need...

Posted on 05/03/2008 8:48:06 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Sing hey! for the bath at close of day
That washes the weary mud away!
A loon is he that will not sing:
O! Water Hot is anoble thing!

O! Sweet is the sound of falling rain.
and the brook that leaps from hill to plain;
but better than rain or rippling streams
is Water Hot that smokes and steams.

O! Water cold we may pour at need
down a thirsty throat and be glad indeed;
but better is Beer, if drink we lack,
and Water Hot poured down the back.

O! Water is fair that leaps on high
in a fountain white beneath the sky;
but never did fountain sound so sweet
as splashing Hot Water with my feet!

See also: http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net

Web page for our moot reports and troop support information!





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To: osagebowman

So....where are all the fancy channels they’re promising?


3,121 posted on 07/06/2008 4:31:12 PM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Overtaxed; HairOfTheDog; g'nad; JenB; RosieCotton; SuziQ; Lil'freeper; osagebowman; All
I just told the Director I'm not going to do the show this year...
3,122 posted on 07/06/2008 8:05:41 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands

Well good for you! Did he hear you or were you whispering ;~)


3,123 posted on 07/06/2008 8:18:52 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands

Good for you!


3,124 posted on 07/06/2008 9:28:16 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: Corin Stormhands

I guess I can let you live... fer now...


3,125 posted on 07/07/2008 5:06:53 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: Corin Stormhands

How’s Sam doing? Does he like pumpkin?


3,126 posted on 07/07/2008 7:35:30 AM PDT by Overtaxed
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To: Corin Stormhands; RosieCotton

I called the cops on the fireworks last night. They were firing them off after we went to bed, at almost 11. That’s it. I gave them a weekend to freely annoy me, now I’ve declared it enough. Even if I could sleep through the fireworks, I can’t sleep through Gidget barking at them or Homer clawing at me and whining.


3,127 posted on 07/07/2008 8:24:40 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands

Congratulations!

But don’t whisper — say it loud and proud!


3,128 posted on 07/07/2008 9:17:25 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: HairOfTheDog

What, did they drink too much over the weekend and forget to shoot off the rest of their fireworks? Goobers sometimes just don’t think.


3,129 posted on 07/07/2008 9:35:41 AM PDT by SuziQ
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To: Overtaxed

I gave him a few spoonfuls of boiled beef and rice last night. He ate that. But we didn’t try the pumpkin.

Mrs. said he had to go out about every hour last night (she was downstairs and just stayed down there with him). She was going to try the pumpkin this morning.


3,130 posted on 07/07/2008 10:25:33 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: HairOfTheDog; RosieCotton; SuziQ; Lil'freeper; g'nad; osagebowman; Overtaxed; JenB; 2Jedismom; ...

I spent the morning in DMVHell.

My license expired on my birthday. I forgot about it until we were at the beach. I tried to renew online but couldn’t since I had to have the vision test again. So I went first thing this morning.

After 30 minutes I was called. He filled out all the paperwork and then said “you need to have a passport or birth certificate since your license has expired.” Of course I had neither.

So I went home to get the birth certificate. I found one for Not Valerie, Jr. and Luke, along with Not Valerie’s passport and our marriage certificate. But no copy of my birth certificate. I didn’t look for my passport since it expired in 1993. So I went to vital records.

At vital records I got the new birth certificate by using my expired driver’s license as my I.D. Then I went back to DMV and got back in line. I have my license now.

I understand the rules. And since Virginia issued a majority (if not all) of the driver’s licenses for the 9/11 hijackers, I appreciate the rules.

Still, I read the paperwork while I was waiting. I could have used my passport that expired 15 years ago to validate my driver’s license that expired four days ago.

Somethin’ there just ain’t right.


3,131 posted on 07/07/2008 10:32:05 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
He filled out all the paperwork and then said “you need to have a passport or birth certificate since your license has expired.” Of course I had neither... At vital records I got the new birth certificate by using my expired driver’s license as my I.D. Then I went back to DMV and got back in line. I have my license now.

Now that's funny.

3,132 posted on 07/07/2008 10:37:54 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Corin Stormhands
I could have used my passport that expired 15 years ago to validate my driver’s license that expired four days ago.

That's government for you.

3,133 posted on 07/07/2008 10:41:27 AM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: Corin Stormhands
At vital records I got the new birth certificate by using my expired driver’s license as my I.D.

*snort*

3,134 posted on 07/07/2008 10:47:29 AM PDT by SuziQ
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To: Corin Stormhands
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3,135 posted on 07/07/2008 1:04:03 PM PDT by 300winmag (Deterrence is an activity, Destruction is a profession)
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To: Corin Stormhands
I just told the Director I'm not going to do the show this year...

Hurray! I'm proud of ya'.

3,136 posted on 07/07/2008 3:50:04 PM PDT by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Still, I read the paperwork while I was waiting. I could have used my passport that expired 15 years ago to validate my driver’s license that expired four days ago.

Alas, I went through a similar rigamarole not too long ago. Took an afternoon off work to sit at the DMV only to find out that the name on my DL didn't match social security's name for me so they couldn't renew me. Hugh mix-up that's never been a problem for oh, say, the last decade. So they say, get your marriage certificate and go to the SSA. So I take another afternoon off work to sit at the SSA to work through the name snafu. Then I take another afternoon to go sit at the DMV where I find out I could have taken my marriage certificate directly there to use as 'proof' of my name change. Argh. Regardless I spent the time at both locations wishing I knew more Spanish because it was ESL day at the DMV and 'bring your anchor baby to the SSA' day at the other place. Verdad.

3,137 posted on 07/07/2008 3:57:16 PM PDT by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: Lil'freeper

If we were that incompetent at our jobs, we’d be swiftly fired.


3,138 posted on 07/07/2008 4:11:59 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: Corin Stormhands

Yes, we’re glad to hear it and don’t let ‘em wear ya down. OB & LSA


3,139 posted on 07/07/2008 4:23:32 PM PDT by LSAggie
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To: Corin Stormhands

It’s the DMV, it doesn’t have to make sense. :-)


3,140 posted on 07/07/2008 4:25:06 PM PDT by LSAggie
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