I called the cops on the fireworks last night. They were firing them off after we went to bed, at almost 11. That’s it. I gave them a weekend to freely annoy me, now I’ve declared it enough. Even if I could sleep through the fireworks, I can’t sleep through Gidget barking at them or Homer clawing at me and whining.
What, did they drink too much over the weekend and forget to shoot off the rest of their fireworks? Goobers sometimes just don’t think.