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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... May, 2008
May1, 2008 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie

Posted on 04/30/2008 10:28:57 PM PDT by JustAmy




Welcome To....



'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets
and those who enjoy poetry.
'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.
Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepers
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
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To: La Enchiladita
She loaned it out.


61 posted on 05/01/2008 2:21:47 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag


A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."

The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," said the psychic, "Next term--in her biology class."

62 posted on 05/01/2008 2:44:43 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: MEG33

* grin *


63 posted on 05/01/2008 2:45:59 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: MEG33

Cute Meg. Thank you.

Happy Frog Humor Month.


64 posted on 05/01/2008 2:47:19 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: Kitty Mittens


Good afternoon, Kitty Mittens.
Thank you for the beautiful May Flowers.

Have a beautiful May Day!

65 posted on 05/01/2008 2:53:20 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: JustAmy; yorkie; pandoraou812; gardengirl; OESY; MEG33; jaycee; Mama_Bear; seoul62; ...
PowerPoint Presentation with Music.

BIPLANES OLD TIMERS

Sorry Amy no frogs.

For those of you that do not have PowerPoint
the FREE Microsoft PowerPoint Reader can be downloaded from Here or HERE


Biplane Old Timers

Click the picture to see the Presentation.
Right click for full screen and to back up to the first slide if the music stops.
66 posted on 05/01/2008 2:57:25 PM PDT by Cardhu (Be happy, today you will be the youngest you will ever be.)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL .... thank you, LadyJ.

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.” He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, “Wow that’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies, “Ribbit Lucky frog.”

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. “What do you think frog?” the man asks. “Ribbit 3 wood.” The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn’t know what to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, “OK where to next?” The frog replies, “Ribbit Las Vegas.” They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, “OK frog, now what?” The frog says, “Ribbit Roulette.” Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, “What do you think I should bet?” The frog replies, “Ribbit $3000, black 6.”

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, “Frog, I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve won me all this money and I am forever grateful.” The frog replies, “Ribbit Kiss Me.” He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

“And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.”


67 posted on 05/01/2008 2:58:46 PM PDT by JustAmy (I wear red every Friday, but I support our Military everyday!!)
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To: JustAmy

68 posted on 05/01/2008 3:12:05 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: Lady Jag

Isn’t that special:)


69 posted on 05/01/2008 3:12:27 PM PDT by La Enchiladita
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To: JustAmy

LOL! That's the ticket!
70 posted on 05/01/2008 3:14:27 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: JustAmy

Ruh roh, I admit I got out of that somehow in high school biology class. YUK.


71 posted on 05/01/2008 3:14:44 PM PDT by La Enchiladita
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To: La Enchiladita

Yes.


72 posted on 05/01/2008 3:16:53 PM PDT by Lady Jag ( I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: JustAmy
Knock Knock

Who's There?

Kermit

Kermit Who?

Kermit a crime and you go to jail.

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73 posted on 05/01/2008 3:24:56 PM PDT by La Enchiladita
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To: Lady Jag

**That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”**

You go girl!!! LOL


74 posted on 05/01/2008 3:37:57 PM PDT by gardengirl
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To: JustAmy

Thanks for the beautiful bouquet! The row of cut flowers I planted in the garden didn’t drown afterall! A few are even blooming! I do love cut flowers!


75 posted on 05/01/2008 3:38:59 PM PDT by gardengirl
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To: Cardhu

There is a company up here that takes people for flights on bi-planes. They say it is quite exciting - but I’ll pass, thank you.

;-)


76 posted on 05/01/2008 3:57:58 PM PDT by yorkie (God Bless our Heroes in Iraq and around the world)
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To: Lady Jag

Bad taste. You know, there might be frogs on this thread.


77 posted on 05/01/2008 4:41:57 PM PDT by OESY
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To: Cardhu
Good show, Cardi. One of my favorite haunts is the Aerodrome in Rhinebeck, NY, where on summer weekends they stage WWI-style dog fights and other flyboy antics. Vintage aircraft and terrific fun. d
78 posted on 05/01/2008 4:47:43 PM PDT by OESY
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To: La Enchiladita
Robert Browning and such a beautiful graphic. Made my night!
Thanks Dita! :)
79 posted on 05/01/2008 7:16:17 PM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: JustAmy; All; FRiends
Those Flowers are Beautiful, Dear Amy! Thank you!

Wishing All FRiends a Blessed and Peaceful Night.


80 posted on 05/01/2008 8:21:25 PM PDT by Kitty Mittens (To God Be All Excellent Praise!!)
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