Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... May, 2008

May1, 2008 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie

[JustAmy]

Welcome To....


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Many thanks for stopping by. : )

[Lady Jag]

She loaned it out.

[JustAmy]

A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."

The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," said the psychic, "Next term--in her biology class."

[JustAmy]

* grin *

[JustAmy]

Cute Meg. Thank you.

Happy Frog Humor Month.

[JustAmy]

Good afternoon, Kitty Mittens.
Thank you for the beautiful May Flowers.

Have a beautiful May Day!

[Cardhu]

PowerPoint Presentation with Music.

BIPLANES OLD TIMERS

Sorry Amy no frogs.

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Right click for full screen and to back up to the first slide if the music stops.

[JustAmy]

LOL .... thank you, LadyJ.

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.” He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, “Wow that’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies, “Ribbit Lucky frog.”

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. “What do you think frog?” the man asks. “Ribbit 3 wood.” The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn’t know what to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, “OK where to next?” The frog replies, “Ribbit Las Vegas.” They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, “OK frog, now what?” The frog says, “Ribbit Roulette.” Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, “What do you think I should bet?” The frog replies, “Ribbit $3000, black 6.”

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, “Frog, I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve won me all this money and I am forever grateful.” The frog replies, “Ribbit Kiss Me.” He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

“And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.”

[Lady Jag]

[La Enchiladita]

Isn’t that special:)

[Lady Jag]

LOL! That's the ticket!

[La Enchiladita]

Ruh roh, I admit I got out of that somehow in high school biology class. YUK.

[Lady Jag]

Yes.

[La Enchiladita]

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Kermit

Kermit Who?

Kermit a crime and you go to jail.

[gardengirl]

**That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”**

You go girl!!! LOL

[gardengirl]

Thanks for the beautiful bouquet! The row of cut flowers I planted in the garden didn’t drown afterall! A few are even blooming! I do love cut flowers!

[yorkie]

There is a company up here that takes people for flights on bi-planes. They say it is quite exciting - but I’ll pass, thank you.

;-)

[OESY]

Bad taste. You know, there might be frogs on this thread.

[OESY]

Good show, Cardi. One of my favorite haunts is the Aerodrome in Rhinebeck, NY, where on summer weekends they stage WWI-style dog fights and other flyboy antics. Vintage aircraft and terrific fun. d

[GodBlessUSA]

Robert Browning and such a beautiful graphic. Made my night!
Thanks Dita! :)

[Kitty Mittens]

Those Flowers are Beautiful, Dear Amy! Thank you!

Wishing All FRiends a Blessed and Peaceful Night.