Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!
Here is my example with today's WFTD.
Michelle Obama wants to make sure her audience doesn't appear too stygian in televised recordings of her campaign appearances.
Obama advance: 'Get me more white people'
No pushing at the door please!
Happy Humpday Everybody!
Hey Michelle, here's a white person for you. Oh, nevermind.
To: Free Silly, you bastards!; Silly; NeoCaveman; xsmommy; Slip18; hobbes1; Argh; TheGrimReaper; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
I won't see much of anyone in class today as I have way too much of the four-letter word staring me in the face this morning.
2 posted on
04/09/2008 5:55:40 AM PDT by
VRWCmember
(McCain 2008 -- If it's inevitible, you might as well lay back and try to enjoy it.)
To: VRWCmember; Eala; LonePalm; MeeknMing; TxBec; Cyber Liberty; Dan from Michigan; EODGUY; pankot; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
I won't see much of anyone in class today as I have way too much of the four-letter word staring me in the face this morning.
3 posted on
04/09/2008 5:55:49 AM PDT by
VRWCmember
(McCain 2008 -- If it's inevitible, you might as well lay back and try to enjoy it.)
To: Hegewisch Dupa; AxelPaulsenJr; BraveMan; IAGreywolf; Guenevere; gimme1ibertee; Mamzelle; sig226; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but I have lost my copy of the gradebook. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
I won't see much of anyone in class today as I have way too much of the four-letter word staring me in the face this morning.
4 posted on
04/09/2008 5:55:59 AM PDT by
VRWCmember
(McCain 2008 -- If it's inevitible, you might as well lay back and try to enjoy it.)
To: VRWCmember
The stygian lineup of candidates in this years Presidential elections would depress Norman Vincent Peale.
10 posted on
04/09/2008 6:12:17 AM PDT by
Greg F
(Do you want a guy named Hussein to fix your soul? Michelle Obama thinks you do.)
To: VRWCmember
Mo Dowdd, still
stygian after all these years.
18 posted on
04/09/2008 6:19:51 AM PDT by
NeoCaveman
(El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
To: VRWCmember
Hillary is brooding,
stygian, her campaign on its last
cankles legs. Apparently, she is
staying to the bitter end. Putting party before country and Clinton before party is what she does,
as tying or surpassing Obama at this stage seems pretty far-fetched.
The Clintons’ tax returns show a stingy man married to a lesbian who goes into a gay snit (not that there’s anything wrong with that) whenever they donate to anything but a Clinton-run foundation.
Bill is away a lot, chasing that which is tangy, sporting his trademark alcohol-addled bulbous nose, and a gin sty under his eye; one more tiny sag for the bags there and it will be back to Hillary’s plastic surgeon.
34 posted on
04/09/2008 6:39:14 AM PDT by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: VRWCmember
Our stygian weather is surpassed only by the prospect of Hussein Obama in the White House.
45 posted on
04/09/2008 6:52:20 AM PDT by
AxelPaulsenJr
(God Bless George W. Bush)
To: VRWCmember; mikrofon; xsmommy; All
stygian
Is Tangy.
To: VRWCmember; xsmommy; secret garden
71 posted on
04/09/2008 7:43:34 AM PDT by
CholeraJoe
(Flatland Warrior: "All your Jap auto plants are belong to us.")
To: VRWCmember
There is a special space in the stygian reaches of Hell reserved for the defeatists Pelosi and Reed and all others who betray our gallant troops.
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140 posted on
04/09/2008 11:44:22 AM PDT by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN 1969. St. Peregrine, patron saint of cancer patients, pray for us.)
To: VRWCmember
Please add me to the WFTD ping list. Thank you!!
142 posted on
04/09/2008 12:27:23 PM PDT by
Hoffer Rand
(0'bambi: the audacity of hype)
To: VRWCmember
188 posted on
04/09/2008 7:50:27 PM PDT by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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