Eliot Spitzer Joke Thread

Self | March 10, 2008 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The Eliot Spitzer prostitution ring scandal is the PERFECT situation for jokes. I am sure there will be a plethora of such jokes. Therefore please post on this thread all Eliot Spitzer jokes that you hear. Let this be the Eliot Spitzer Joke Resource Center. Oh, and don't forget to post any such jokes made by comedians.

[NautiNurse]

Bravo!

[bella1]

Ho no!

[Paul Heinzman]

Yet another instant classic, Charles. If Rush doesn’t go for “Ebony and Ovary,” I don’t know how he could pass this one up.

[FreedomPoster]

>>SNL will have a field day with this.

Heck, I’m hoping for South Park coverage! The new season is starting tomorrow, so they have plenty of time to work in an episode on this, given the way Trey and Matt produce the show. If they cover it, they’ll be brutal in ways SNL could only dream of.

[FreedomPoster]

Letterman’s Top Ten Eliot Spitzer Excuses
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20080310.phtml

[PJ-Comix]

Any link to the Jay Leno jokes on this?

[mcar]

Liked this one the best; Very good!

You're a famous VIP
Now we write your RIP
lol

[PJ-Comix]

Is the YouTube link up yet of your song?

[FreedomPoster]

I’ll see what I can find. Apparently Letterman’s monologue had the line:

“Spitzer has 24 hours to come up with an alcohol problem.”

[FreedomPoster]

Here's a nice sampler.

The Late-Night Take on Spitzer

[dearolddad]

"Mr. Spitzer left a deposit."

Will it leave a stain on has career?

[BOBWADE]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did spitz cross the road? Because his ____ was stuck in the chicken.

(I always heard this with the four letter C word for rooster)

[Rocky]

No wonder he was so interested in SEC’s investigations.

[kevkrom]

(Wiretapdancing)

LOL!

[dearolddad]

He took her on highway 69, where the speed limit’s lickety split.

Did he stop to eat at the Y ?

[ResponseAbility]

I’d love to see SNL just have Spitsers wife beat the heck out of him on stage and then say “Live from New York it’s Saturday Night Live”

[Arrowhead1952]

In New York, politicians are not satisfied with screwing the voter alone. They must have “high end” prostitutes to supplement their lust for “sex”.

[Roses0508]

I’m told there was dancing in the hallways, etc. at UnumProvident (I have a friend who works there).

[bcsco]

Geez, now I have to get my dvd out and watch Young Frankenstein; at least the show part for Puttin’ On The Ritz.

Wow! Great parody!!

[Caramelgal]

Well Spitzer has been screwing the people of NY for a long time and getting paid for it. So it’s only right he’s getting screwed and having to pay for it himself now :),.