Posted on 02/08/2008 5:10:44 AM PST by Lucky9teen
What do you think was the best generation?
I am an 80's child myself....and I miss.....
the music,
the fads and fashion......
and a good conservative President - Reagan...
The cosmetic student was sick on the day of the final exam. Now she has to take a Make Up exam.
The overweight fighter pilot was grounded for violating the rules of engorgement.
The best generation? Simple. 1770s Americans. Without them, there would be no America.
Our parents’ generation, a close second!
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time. One little boy puts up his hand.
The Senator asks him what his name is. “Kenneth,” the boy replies. “And what is your question, Kenneth?”
“I have three questions...”
“First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?”
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hillary says, “Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?”
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.
“Larry.”
“And what is your question, Larry?”
“I have five questions...”
“First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - Where’s Kenneth?”
Amy, a blonde Texas city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. So that you know which cow has to be inseminated, I will drive a nail into the 2X4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?” So the rancher leaves for the fields.
When the artificial insemination man arrives, Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she confidently tells him, “This is the one... right here.”
The inseminator, who had at first considered her to be just another ditzy blonde, is impressed. “Tell me little lady, how did you know that this is the cow to be bred?” “That’s simple. By the nail over its stall,” Amy explains very confidently. “What’s the nail for?” he asks.
Amy shrugs. “I guess it’s to hang your pants on...”
Good point, Rex.
LOL
She could only compose music in 3/4 time. She had waltz timer’s disease
There are ton’s of freepers that go way further back than the 60’s.
Everyone was hungry so we had the pig roaster going full boar.
Taking drugs is a misstep that could cause a bad trip.
Years ago the National Fisheries Institute was trying to promote the healthy aspects of seafood, and came up with a cartoon character named "Sturgeon General"....C. Everett Koop bitched about it, so the idea had to get dropped.
Glad to see he's been relegated to "I've fallen and can't get up" status. What a pr*ck...
I couldn’t find any good graphics.... ;)
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