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Humor: Companies and Brand Names Likely to Fail [Vanity]
12/16/07 | self

Posted on 12/16/2007 7:39:04 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew

Sharp Doughnuts

Hoffa Meats

Amputee Mowing Service

Bendover Soap Company

Pubescent Shampoo

Thunderfart Baked Beans

Brown's Underwear

Libel Publishing Co.

Monica's Dress Shop

B*tch Queen Kennels

Botch Tape

Pinprick Prophylactics

Porky's Kosher Deli

Amalgamated Dithering

Skunk Perfume

Earhart Airlines

Warpmaster Lumber

Big Tex Lingerie

Invisible, Inc.

Berger Security, Inc.

Bambi Shotguns

Keller Cameras


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To: TBP

Doddering Delivery Service


21 posted on 12/17/2007 6:01:12 AM PST by Fester Chugabrew
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To: martin_fierro

Jet-Puffed Hammers

Dullard’s Knife Shop

Squarebilt Tires

Troybilt Bras


22 posted on 12/17/2007 6:13:44 AM PST by Fester Chugabrew
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To: digger48

Googling around this morning, I noted that there’s a “Wet Beaver Creek” in Arizona...


23 posted on 12/17/2007 6:49:48 AM PST by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: toothfairy86

24 posted on 12/17/2007 6:53:22 AM PST by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Piggly-Wiggly


25 posted on 12/17/2007 10:56:04 AM PST by JohnCliftn (In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Good Will. - Churchill)
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To: JohnCliftn

Well there’s my old business, Son Of a Beach Enterprises. I shortented the name to “SOBent.” Ha ha..no longer on the books but I used to get laughs from folks all over the world calling to see if I was legit...nothin like a classy name:P


26 posted on 12/17/2007 7:06:20 PM PST by Karliner ("Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. DDE)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

The Hugh Jass Pants Company


27 posted on 12/22/2007 7:58:34 PM PST by G8 Diplomat (Creatures are divided into 6 kingdoms: Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Monera, Protista, & Saudi Arabia)
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