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Natural Viagra: Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection
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| Tuesday , May 01, 2007
| Jeanna Bryner
Posted on 05/01/2007 1:41:19 PM PDT by Millicent_Hornswaggle
A Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Its venom stimulates an hours-long erection. Now scientists have figured out the chemical that seems to be responsible for the penis boost. In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection. "The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and
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KEYWORDS: erection; needanewpet; nothanks; spider; sproing; viagra
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To: PJ-Comix
Aw jeez....that would do it every time....but then the scars from looking at her might be really painful, far moreso than having to ice your junk down.
To: Tokra
I’m not going to touch that.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:53:24 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: tsowellfan
Why do you ask, pray tell?
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:53:42 PM PDT
by
null and void
(The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Well, it works in rats. Now let's try the boyfriend ...
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:54:03 PM PDT
by
cynwoody
To: RegulatorCountry
Im sick of these jokey articles. How bout some hard news. Don't you think you're being a little rigid?
If I caught one of those spiders "would 'e" bite me?
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:54:56 PM PDT
by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: cripplecreek
Unfortunately it causes your mate to kill and eat you. You win some, you lose some.
66
posted on
05/01/2007 1:54:59 PM PDT
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:55:07 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Peace Begins in the Womb)
To: Tokra
I’m already having a stiff one.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:55:24 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: KoRn
You can get it over the counter if it bites twice...
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:56:22 PM PDT
by
null and void
(The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.)
To: cripplecreek
Unfortunately it causes your mate to kill and eat you.Hey, that's one way to cure priapism.
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:56:32 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(JimRob's 12th Commandment: Thou shall not trash actual pubbies on FR to pimp false pubbies)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
To: null and void
Nice post number, nully...
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posted on
05/01/2007 1:57:21 PM PDT
by
null and void
(The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.)
To: TASMANIANRED
Hes so inflexible. Oh, he'll back off after a while ... he's just an old softie at heart, lol.
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Bubba:
“Hey baby, if you get elected, could y’all make me Ambassador to Brazil? Ah promise to behave myself. Really!”;)
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Well, I’ve got a new pick-up line for the next time I’m in a Brazilian bar.
To: irish guard
they tell Viagra (and other ED users) to seek medical assistance is that The first time I heard that "precaution" in one of the ads they said "seek professional help". I suspected the folks in the TV audience who were able to stop laughing notified Phizer to change the advice.
To: Tokra
After reading this I think I'll stop at the bar for a stiff one. LOL
To: Millicent_Hornswaggle
Newsom will visit Brazil and do some investigating...
To: reagan_fanatic
LOL.....way to much beer just went thru my nose!
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posted on
05/01/2007 2:00:52 PM PDT
by
capt. norm
(Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
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