Well, it works in rats. Now let's try the boyfriend ...
Posted on 05/01/2007 1:41:19 PM PDT by Millicent_Hornswaggle
A Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Its venom stimulates an hours-long erection. Now scientists have figured out the chemical that seems to be responsible for the penis boost. In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection. "The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
Aw jeez....that would do it every time....but then the scars from looking at her might be really painful, far moreso than having to ice your junk down.
I’m not going to touch that.
Why do you ask, pray tell?
Well, it works in rats. Now let's try the boyfriend ...
Don't you think you're being a little rigid?
If I caught one of those spiders "would 'e" bite me?
You win some, you lose some.
I’m already having a stiff one.
You can get it over the counter if it bites twice...
Hey, that's one way to cure priapism.
****Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection.
Nice post number, nully...
Oh, he'll back off after a while ... he's just an old softie at heart, lol.
Bubba:
“Hey baby, if you get elected, could y’all make me Ambassador to Brazil? Ah promise to behave myself. Really!”;)
Well, I’ve got a new pick-up line for the next time I’m in a Brazilian bar.
The first time I heard that "precaution" in one of the ads they said "seek professional help". I suspected the folks in the TV audience who were able to stop laughing notified Phizer to change the advice.
LOL
Newsom will visit Brazil and do some investigating...
LOL.....way to much beer just went thru my nose!
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