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Natural Viagra: Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection
www.foxnews.com ^ | Tuesday , May 01, 2007 | Jeanna Bryner

Posted on 05/01/2007 1:41:19 PM PDT by Millicent_Hornswaggle

A Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Its venom stimulates an hours-long erection. Now scientists have figured out the chemical that seems to be responsible for the penis boost. In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection. "The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and

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To: irishtenor
The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience...”

Um, not the women.

I don't know about that. I remember reading about a woman who had a 3" clitoris.

41 posted on 05/01/2007 1:49:41 PM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

Don’t be so hard on him.


42 posted on 05/01/2007 1:49:42 PM PDT by Shady
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Boris the spider.


43 posted on 05/01/2007 1:49:48 PM PDT by gathersnomoss
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Dang, I hope those poor critters can breed quick or they’re going to extinct before the next Democrat National Committee convention is over!


44 posted on 05/01/2007 1:49:52 PM PDT by FormerLib (Sacrificing our land and our blood cannot buy protection from jihad.-Bishop Artemije of Kosovo)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

His spider and his fly.


45 posted on 05/01/2007 1:50:10 PM PDT by ex-snook ("But above all things, truth beareth away the victory.")
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To: tacticalogic

ROTHFL!!!


46 posted on 05/01/2007 1:50:20 PM PDT by Millicent_Hornswaggle (Retired US Marine wife)
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To: irish guard
But have you ever heard what happens when you have an erection that lasts too long?

Let me guess..... rudder?......periscope?

47 posted on 05/01/2007 1:50:20 PM PDT by Ben Mugged (Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.)
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To: Caipirabob; Cacique
PINGÅO!
48 posted on 05/01/2007 1:50:43 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: irishtenor
Um, not the women.

The bite increases BP, so they probably get migraines from it.

If the spider bites both of you, now there's real misery!

49 posted on 05/01/2007 1:50:53 PM PDT by thulldud ("Para inglés, oprima el dos.")
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To: PJ-Comix

These days, you seem to be able to do more than just stare at the hot looking English teachers.....


50 posted on 05/01/2007 1:50:58 PM PDT by irish guard
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Ah, yes. A wonderful specimen belonging to the arachnid family Johnsonital Erecticus, I believe.


51 posted on 05/01/2007 1:51:08 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (If you're conservative, then support a conservative candidate like Duncan Hunter for POTUS.)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle

Does it help if someone sucks out the poison?


52 posted on 05/01/2007 1:51:30 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Enoch Powell was right.)
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To: irish guard
You either need to ice it down or they poke it (no joke) to release blood trapped in the penis or it could be the last time you experience an erection.

The same effect is achieved when viewing a nude pic of Helen Thomas.

53 posted on 05/01/2007 1:51:33 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Ben Mugged

Damn the torpedo, full speed ahead!


54 posted on 05/01/2007 1:51:37 PM PDT by dirtboy (JimRob's 12th Commandment: Thou shall not trash actual pubbies on FR to pimp false pubbies)
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To: irishtenor

Worked on Hillary.


55 posted on 05/01/2007 1:51:44 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Kol Hakavod Fred Thompson)
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To: BenLurkin

Considering that I am of the female persuasion.

I would definitely scream and run.........and send my husband in to do battle.


56 posted on 05/01/2007 1:52:11 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: RegulatorCountry
I’m sick of these jokey articles. How bout some hard news.

Don't you think you're being a little rigid?

After reading this I think I'll stop at the bar for a stiff one.

57 posted on 05/01/2007 1:52:35 PM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: Millicent_Hornswaggle; pax_et_bonum; martin_fierro

BTTT!


58 posted on 05/01/2007 1:52:42 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (G*d bless and heal Virginia Tech!)
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To: beltfed308
"Is this critter available over the counter at pet stores?"

No, you need to have a prescription for one. I hear you can get those things over the counter in The Bahamas.

59 posted on 05/01/2007 1:52:42 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republians - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: irish guard
You either need to ice it down or they poke it (no joke) to release blood trapped in the penis or it could be the last time you experience an erection.

So, one would hear muttering under the breath about shrinkage or a piercing shriek, respectively, depending upon the necessary remedy?

60 posted on 05/01/2007 1:53:10 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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