Natural Viagra: Brazilian Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection

www.foxnews.com ^ | Tuesday , May 01, 2007 | Jeanna Bryner

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

A Brazilian spider delivers more than a painful bite that sends most victims to the hospital. Its venom stimulates an hours-long erection. Now scientists have figured out the chemical that seems to be responsible for the penis boost. In Brazil, emergency room staff can immediately spot the victims of a bite from the Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria nigriventer). Patients not only experience overall pain and an increase in blood pressure, they also sport an uncomfortable erection. "The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and

[Tokra]

The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience...”

Um, not the women.

I don't know about that. I remember reading about a woman who had a 3" clitoris.

[Shady]

Don’t be so hard on him.

[gathersnomoss]

Boris the spider.

[FormerLib]

Dang, I hope those poor critters can breed quick or they’re going to extinct before the next Democrat National Committee convention is over!

[ex-snook]

His spider and his fly.

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

ROTHFL!!!

[Ben Mugged]

But have you ever heard what happens when you have an erection that lasts too long?

Let me guess..... rudder?......periscope?

[martin_fierro]

PINGÅO!

[thulldud]

Um, not the women.

The bite increases BP, so they probably get migraines from it.

If the spider bites both of you, now there's real misery!

[irish guard]

These days, you seem to be able to do more than just stare at the hot looking English teachers.....

[OB1kNOb]

Ah, yes. A wonderful specimen belonging to the arachnid family Johnsonital Erecticus, I believe.

[ClearCase_guy]

Does it help if someone sucks out the poison?

[PJ-Comix]

You either need to ice it down or they poke it (no joke) to release blood trapped in the penis or it could be the last time you experience an erection.

The same effect is achieved when viewing a nude pic of Helen Thomas.

[dirtboy]

Damn the torpedo, full speed ahead!

[MeanWestTexan]

Worked on Hillary.

[TASMANIANRED]

Considering that I am of the female persuasion.

I would definitely scream and run.........and send my husband in to do battle.

[Tokra]

I’m sick of these jokey articles. How bout some hard news.

Don't you think you're being a little rigid?

After reading this I think I'll stop at the bar for a stiff one.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

BTTT!

[KoRn]

"Is this critter available over the counter at pet stores?"

No, you need to have a prescription for one. I hear you can get those things over the counter in The Bahamas.

[RegulatorCountry]

You either need to ice it down or they poke it (no joke) to release blood trapped in the penis or it could be the last time you experience an erection.

So, one would hear muttering under the breath about shrinkage or a piercing shriek, respectively, depending upon the necessary remedy?