Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
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Well, you gotta get excited about something.
It's been major boring so far.
What award was that?
West Bank Story! hahahahahaha
Well, nobody's speaking to me for some reason so ....
NO I missed that work of "art". Gimme a break.
LOL, just logged on and found this thread.
Very funny, nicely done. :)
It's a very pretty little dress....
These people bore me to tears.
Was THAT Jack Nicholson?
I'm sorry, i'm not good with people.
Where did his hair go?
Em!........
WHY, why can't they put all those minor awards on another show that nobody would watch????
There are only about 8 categories that anyone gives a rat's tail about.
Wow ... just saw Jack Nicholson for the first time tonight. All bloated and white.
I'm back. Did I miss anything? When did it start? O'Toole win yet?
Reese is stunnning, as usual, and I love her dress.
From Letterman:
How many of you folks are excited about the Academy Awards on Sunday? As you know, it’s a long show and, personally, I hate to miss even a second of it, so I’ll be wearing one of those astronaut diapers.
But think about it: the Academy Awards is TV’s answer to JetBlue — you sit there for eight hours, hoping the thing’s going to take off.
His hair is gone and he looked really bloated. I hope he's not ill.
was he wearing sunglasses?
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