Posted on 02/25/2007 2:00:05 PM PST by Lil'freeper
**WARNING: GRAPHICS INTENSIVE THREAD**
You love them, you hate them, you love to hate them. Hollyweirdos, those wacky leftists who gather together for the annual group hug known as the Oscars. And how fun it is to heckle and razz them as they parade down the red carpet posing for the cameras, granting vapid interviews to equally vapid interviewers, too serious about making their political statements and social commentaries to realize the joke's on them. No one watches their movies. Just look at box office receipts. The money makers are the family films - the ones take it easy on social commentary and political statements. No one gives a flip about their art. They are such sad cliches - dozens of little emperors who have yet to realize they're wearing no clothes. And that's why they're SO FUN!
Speaking of clothes...
Nominations open for the following categories.
| 7. The Simon Cowell "What The H311 Is That" Award Also known as the Just Say No To Drugs Certificate of Achievement Given to celebs who listen to drug abusing stylists. |  |
| 6. The All Washed Out Award For perfectly nice looking celebs sporting a sickly monochromatic look. |  |
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| 5. The Morticia Medal of Merit For perfectly nice looking celebs that think goth is cute. Also for unnatural and extremely artifical hair colors. |  |
| 4. The Dude, Your Mother Dresses You Funny Award For male celebs that shouldn't be allowed to pick out their own clothes. |  |
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| 3. The Treasure to Trash Award For the perfectly nice looking celebs that choose to wear garbage bags. Also for the most creative use of recycleable materials in a garment. |  |
| 2. The Sheer Overexposure Award For when next to nothing is left to the imagination. | 
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1. The Bjork Award The outfit that causes such severe psychological trauma that viewers are scarred for decades or for outfits that resemble animals (whole or in part). |
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Nominations will be accepted throughout the evening for the following awards:
 1. Lavender Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to further undermine traditional American values. |
 2. Red Oscar: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve as a reminder of just how Anti-American the Hollyweirdos are. |
 3. The Britney: For the individual(s) whose contributions to film and the events of the evening serve to illustrate just how far down it really is to rock bottom. |
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If anyone hasn't seen Pan's Labyrinth please do. It's terrific.
I rarely post, but I love The Saint, it is one of my all-time favorite movies. Not only is Val Kilmer absolutely devine in it, Elisabeth Shue's character is such a misfit that she is completely endearing, and delivered my all-time favorite line that I like to use to this day. In response to anything you say that is stupid, you say "I'm sorry, I'm not good with people." Still cracks me up, and pretty much covers any faux pas!
Okay, back to lurking with my Riesling! Just had to get that out! Enjoy the idiot show, everyone!
So we're watching a DVD of Elton John. Currently playing Carla Etude.
Hi :)
Thats just wrong!!
Oh wow sorry about that!
Eszterhas knew him from the beginning...driven but angst filled about his stature if you know what I mean. There's lots more. I'll freepmail you if you remind me to tomorrow.
I never heard of that movie; who's in it and what's it about?
It really went downhill when Whoopi started hosting ... blah.
It's a fantasy film set in Franco era Spain at the end of WW2. Just leave the kids at home as it gets pretty violent.
That's a good line, can I use it too?
Anyone watching the two little kids present? The girl looks so uncomfortable in her dress!
Will Smith's kid is absolutely adorable.
where have you been?
It's a freezing ice storm everywhere...certainly here in WNY and my sister in law said it's a blizzard in Western Michigan.
Man - that global warming causing havoc. Everywhere except in algore's tiny pea brain
I really don't know what The Danish Poet is ... or care :)
Both the kids were adorable.
Of course, but only if you're not good with people. ; )
I agree with you. I just think she looks a bit stiff in the dress.
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