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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 30
December 31, 2006
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Posted on 12/31/2006 7:08:41 PM PST by Mo1
TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: dimensionaldoor; freeople
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To: null and void
I haven't had the pleasure of meeting Val. If she's half as wonderful as all the other FReeper girls here, I'd love to meet her. Try using telepathy to get her back in here, Null. Or maybe you're the reason she stays away. :P
To: null and void
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01/25/2007 12:33:15 PM PST
by
Sundog
(What are we going to do tomorrow, Brain?)
To: Sundog; restornu; derllak; null and void; grannie9; Mo1; Canadian Outrage; Alkhin; sweetliberty; ...
What I do for you guys. I had to extract this from a Powerpoint which had it Spanish which had been translated from the Portuguese and now I have translated it for you.
Every one of them would make a good tag line.
Sayings of Little Buddha:
Live each and every day as if it was the last one of your life.
One day you will guess right.
Children in the front seat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat can cause children.
If you think that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach,
you should know that you are aiming too high.
If you are able to smile when everything is a disaster,
it is because you already know who to blame.
She who thinks small things are important
is the wife of a Japanese
Women are like swimming pools; their cost of maintenance
are very high compared to the time that we are in them
Never, never drink when you drive.
You could spill the beer.
No matter how deep a hole you are in,
be happy that there is no earth above you.
Some bosses are like clouds.
When they disappear the day is brighter.
To err is human.
To place the fault on another is strategic.
The men would lie much less...
if the women did not ask so much.
The woman thinks that one day he will change.
The man thinks that she will never change.
Both are mistaken.
Your future depends on your dreams.
Do not waste time, let us sleep!
Intelligent people are always full of doubts...
(Isn´t that the truth?)
If everything that is good and delicious hurts you...
I would have to be dead long ago...
To: derllak
Thanks Derly - but then I would have to mess with it every day. Too much trouble when you don´t have the rest of the attributes.
To: Cardhu
I get it, Cardy. You'd rather mess with my head than my hair. :P
Those little ditties were so funny. The one about wimmin being like swimming pools would be more true if it went like this:
Women are like swimming pools. They are much deeper than they appear to be.
There, I fixed it! All the rest are pretty much the truth. :)
To: Cardhu
And all this time we thought you had man boobs...
To: derllak
And they demand service from the pool boy...
To: null and void; derllak
I HEARD that!
....little #@&*#@'s...
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posted on
01/25/2007 1:16:04 PM PST
by
grannie9
(Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
To: grannie9
To: Cardhu
To my friends..... and family I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me..in today's hectic world we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel....You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...
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posted on
01/25/2007 1:19:39 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
To: null and void
Only because Gran and Derly mess with your head.
To: null and void; derllak; Cardhu
I've been doing un-resolved techy stuff, laundry, mail, and cleaning. I'm pooped...so don't mess with me... or else. ;)
Baaaaaaaad kids,...now in the corner with you. No more pool for you Derly.
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posted on
01/25/2007 1:20:11 PM PST
by
grannie9
(Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
To: grannie9; null and void
It's Nully's fault, Gran! Look what a troublemaker he is.
I think we should tie him up with your thong and put him in a closet for awhile. :)
To: Lady Jag
Just what I need - gotta get all thoze ingredients and go to work.
To: Lady Jag
Ohhhhhhhhhh dear. I wish you had posted that this morning...lol.
Hiiiiiiiii LJ, where have you been?
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posted on
01/25/2007 1:22:17 PM PST
by
grannie9
(Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
To: derllak
You are right - my translation sucks.. :)
To: Cardhu
That's okay, you're a man, you can't help it. :)
To: Sundog; restornu; null and void; grannie9; derllak; Mo1; Canadian Outrage; Alkhin; sweetliberty; ...
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Hang a left here...... NOW!!!!
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To: derllak; Cardhu; null and void
Good grief, we'd never keep him tied up with that. Do you know how much stretch those things of mine have?
Better use a pair of Cardy's over-the-calf stretch socks.
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posted on
01/25/2007 1:29:22 PM PST
by
grannie9
(Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
To: Cardhu
Ooooh, Cardy! Please tell me that poor dog is alright!
I'm about ready to lose my lunch....
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