Every one of them would make a good tag line.
Sayings of Little Buddha:
Live each and every day as if it was the last one of your life.
One day you will guess right.
Children in the front seat can cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat can cause children.
If you think that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach,
you should know that you are aiming too high.
If you are able to smile when everything is a disaster,
it is because you already know who to blame.
She who thinks small things are important
is the wife of a Japanese
Women are like swimming pools; their cost of maintenance
are very high compared to the time that we are in them
Never, never drink when you drive.
You could spill the beer.
No matter how deep a hole you are in,
be happy that there is no earth above you.
Some bosses are like clouds.
When they disappear the day is brighter.
To err is human.
To place the fault on another is strategic.
The men would lie much less...
if the women did not ask so much.
The woman thinks that one day he will change.
The man thinks that she will never change.
Both are mistaken.
Your future depends on your dreams.
Do not waste time, let us sleep!
Intelligent people are always full of doubts...
(Isn´t that the truth?)
If everything that is good and delicious hurts you...
I would have to be dead long ago...