[derllak]

I get it, Cardy. You'd rather mess with my head than my hair. :P

Those little ditties were so funny. The one about wimmin being like swimming pools would be more true if it went like this:
Women are like swimming pools. They are much deeper than they appear to be.
There, I fixed it! All the rest are pretty much the truth. :)

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And they demand service from the pool boy...

[Cardhu]

You are right - my translation sucks.. :)