Gods, what a nightmare.
Regards, Ivan
1 posted on
12/12/2006 5:17:06 AM PST by
MadIvan
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2 posted on
12/12/2006 5:17:36 AM PST by
MadIvan
(I aim to misbehave.)
To: MadIvan
Louise is now controlling it with steroids...Hmm - Thinking you are French and controlling it with steroids seems appropriate, although I would throw in shot or two of testosterone just to make sure it doesn't happen again.
3 posted on
12/12/2006 5:20:47 AM PST by
ladtx
("It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it." -- -- General Douglas MacArthur)
To: MadIvan
A hired local contractor says though, it will take some time, weeks even, before they can get that cheesey smell out of the house...
4 posted on
12/12/2006 5:22:06 AM PST by
Hatteras
To: MadIvan
Not mentioned in the article was the first signs her friends noticed was she stopped bathing.....
5 posted on
12/12/2006 5:23:28 AM PST by
nevergore
(?It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.?)
To: MadIvan
I am astounded that there is an actual mental disorder in which someone believes she is French.
Is there another disorder for one in which people believe they are Italians, and another for Germans, etc? Just curious.
6 posted on
12/12/2006 5:23:30 AM PST by
Miss Marple
(Lord, thank you for Mozart Lover's son's safe return, and look after Jemian's son, please!)
To: MadIvan
7 posted on
12/12/2006 5:23:31 AM PST by
Mrs Ivan
(English, and damned proud of it.)
To: MadIvan
Years ago I tried to live as a Frenchman. But the effort was great and I eventually gave up.
/rimshot
10 posted on
12/12/2006 5:29:57 AM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
To: MadIvan
I can tell you for a fact that this woman is NOT French. She is from "Bath." Ze French want nothing to do with a bath.
11 posted on
12/12/2006 5:32:06 AM PST by
nonliberal
(Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
To: MadIvan
Gods, what a nightmare What are you talking about? If tomorrow morning my British wife were to wake up talking French, acting French, cooking French and having sex like or even with a French woman I would be ecstatic!
13 posted on
12/12/2006 5:41:13 AM PST by
trumandogz
(Rudy G 2008: The "G" Stands For Gun Grabbing & Gay Lovin.)
To: MadIvan
She must'a forgotten to shave her underarms!
14 posted on
12/12/2006 5:42:42 AM PST by
aShepard
To: MadIvan
OMG I'm French!
ROTFLMPO!
15 posted on
12/12/2006 5:43:59 AM PST by
GVnana
(Former Alias: GVgirl)
To: MadIvan
I have a similar disease, I think I am a Texan. I have a Texas accent and I brag that my family has been here since the 1820's. It's really sad. I even have a cowboy hat and boots in my closet. I need help!
18 posted on
12/12/2006 5:48:50 AM PST by
Ditter
To: MadIvan
She said: "It was a really tough time for my family. At one point my sister discovered I had phoned all my friends and told them to come and visit me in Paris. She had to ring them all back to explain what had happened."
That sounds familiar except French wine was involved.
Not that I would know.
25 posted on
12/12/2006 5:59:16 AM PST by
freedomlover
(Sorry, a tagline occurred. The tagline has been logged.)
To: MadIvan
I thought I was Swedish once. I got up one morning and decided to wear socks with sandals.
26 posted on
12/12/2006 5:59:45 AM PST by
Perdogg
(I'm Perdogg and I approved this message)
To: MadIvan
Should we send, perhaps, a "Get Welsh Soon" card?
27 posted on
12/12/2006 6:00:56 AM PST by
Hegemony Cricket
(Attn. CBS Evening News chief: "Be a Hero - Save the World From this Cheerleader")
To: MadIvan
The local army depot reported that she showed up and surrendered to them on seventeen separate occasions...
29 posted on
12/12/2006 6:11:47 AM PST by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: MadIvan
There was a time when being nuts didn't have a named syndrome.
30 posted on
12/12/2006 6:15:19 AM PST by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: MadIvan
Words and Music by Joe Ely
My Baby Thinks She's French
My Baby Thinks She's French
She plays a spanish guitar
At the coffee bar
She's takin' self-defence
My Baby Thinks She's French
She like the rose perfume
In the afternoon with her chocolate mints
She thinks she's French she likes to kiss and kiss
Her Flame is hard to Quench!
My Baby Thinks She's French
My Baby Thinks She's French
She drive a citroen car
She sings me Ooo wa wa
She's prone to accidents
My Baby Thinks She's French
Well its Paris this
And its Paris that, it makes me cringe
She thinks she's French she likes to kiss and kiss
Her Flame is hard to quench!
My Baby Thinks She's French
My Baby Thinks She's French
She reads Madamoselle
and when the clock strikes twelve
she wants to give me a pinch.....
My Baby Thinks She's French
She's a Texas doll
She likes shopping malls where the mood is French
With a southern drawl
They say come back y'all
and they never even flench!
My Baby Thinks She's French
My Baby Thinks She's French
She wants to start a fire
In the Eifel Tower
She's lost all common sense!!
My Baby Thinks She's French
She likes the Moulin Rouge
when the sun shines thru
she seldom squints....
she breeds magnificence
32 posted on
12/12/2006 6:29:16 AM PST by
Dan Middleton
(Radio...Free...Mars)
To: MadIvan
She had been in France four years before becoming one of only four people in Britain, and 200 in the world, to be diagnosed with Susac's syndrome.And how many of these French wanna-be's work at the US State Deparment?
33 posted on
12/12/2006 6:34:09 AM PST by
ikka
To: MadIvan
34 posted on
12/12/2006 7:25:55 AM PST by
Vanders9
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