To: MadIvan
I have a similar disease, I think I am a Texan. I have a Texas accent and I brag that my family has been here since the 1820's. It's really sad. I even have a cowboy hat and boots in my closet. I need help!
18 posted on
12/12/2006 5:48:50 AM PST by
Ditter
To: Ditter
It could be worse, you could have watched one Woody Allen film too many and thought you were a New Yorker.
Regards, Ivan
19 posted on
12/12/2006 5:51:10 AM PST by
MadIvan
(I aim to misbehave.)
To: Ditter
That's a Texabotomy; if you live here for more than a year, They track you down and inject Lone Star and Shiner Bock directly into your brain.
Thank god They haven't caught me yet...
24 posted on
12/12/2006 5:54:39 AM PST by
LongElegantLegs
(...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
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