Posted on 12/07/2006 10:14:26 AM PST by meg88
Hey, tear yourself away from the Iraq Study Group Report and focus on the full text of the crazy Lohan email that Page Six wrote about!
Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people.
Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.
But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be..
And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have Harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing.
Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out.
Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK.
I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so.
In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life.
Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months.
I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak.
Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree?
Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.
Especially if it was wet.
She goes "Duh" for the money.
This text reads like a 5th grader on drugs.
Who is LR? Is she hot? Anyone have a picture?
Serious question here - what the heck is she talking about?
You know, it's like, world peace and stuff....
A) A bathing suit
B) A tennis outfit or..
C) A music video.
D) All of the freaking above.
Stupid Girls by Pink
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Call me what you want, but LL doesn't get a second look from me. She reminds me of a transvestite!
Probably the only post at FR that improves when formatted without paragraphs.
Dude, thanx.
What?
(See tagline)
You left in the punctuation. While your at it, make it all caps.
Drunk rambling?
I think she wants Hillary Clinton (with the help of Al Gore) to write some legislation to help her sue the tabloids more freely.
Subject: De way of the futuwe-Howawd Hughes once said. I am wiwwing to wewease a powiticawwy/mowawwy cowwect, fuwwy adeqwite wettew to the pwess if any of you awe wiwwing to hewp. Simpwy to state my oppinions on how ouw society shouwd be educated on fow the bettew of ouw countwy. Ouw peopwe. Awso because I have such an impact on ouw youngew genewations, as weww as genewations owdew than me. Which we aww know and can obviouswy see. Peopwe awe just mean, uh-hah-hah-hah. I am going to pwoceed wif putting WW to couwt if need be fow what she's done to me. Its my wife. I want to wive it. Peopwe cannot wie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simpwy because they wiww do it again to someone ewse, and that is not awwight wif me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we aww. But to make fawse accusations to one giww is unjust in my oppinion, uh-hah-hah-hah. Having said this, I am wiwwing to do anything I need to get my wife the way it shouwd be and the way I wowk fow it to be.. And have thus faw in my caweew. Wet's sue the tabwoids fow saying the things they say. Defamation of chawactew. Amongst othew iwwegaw accusations, I wiww wepeat this ovew and ovew to make my point. I am not fuwwy awawe of what these, again, accusations awe, but I am fuwwy and eagewwy pwepawed to weawn them. Have Hawvey and aww wawyews hewp me pwease. If he is wiwwing. Aw Gowe wiww hewp me he came up to me wast night and said he wouwd be vewy happy to have a convewsation wif me. If he is wiwwing to hewp me, wet's find out. Hiwawy Cwinton, Biww Cwinton, and Evan metwopwis, and John Dauw who wowks wif them wouwd be wiwwing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd weawwy wike to fix things and wefuse to stop on any account fow these unintewwigent, vuwgaw peopwe who wike to huwt othew peopwe. Not just me, but evewyone. I'm wiwwing to howd a pwess confewence and I wiww do anything necessawy to do so. In putting an end to 'these peopwe' twying to put an end to me and bewittwe me as weww as twy to be the demise of me aftew aww I've gone thwough and done at such a young and tendew age in a womans wife. Its enough awweady, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. Fow aww of my fewwow actows, fwiends, peopwe I admiwe and fow those I've wost in the wecent days, yeaws, months. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! I do bewieve the focus in the wowwd has mispwaced and diwected in the wwong diwections and I am wiwwing to be the one to hewp change that and use my cewebwity status to move the focawpoint /(s) of the pwess to the weaw issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is wiwwing to hewp and has a famiwy membew ow fwiend, even co-wowkew that is in a position to be invowved in any way, shape ow fowm, pwease contact me, Jenni Muwo, Weswie Swoane, Michaew Hewwew, Jason Swoane, Jason Weinbewg as soon as you can ow awe wiwwing. Just ask them, it doesn't huwt to ask. So wet's stawt now, wathew than waste time. Do you agwee? Because I'm doing it eithew way. De way of the futuwe. Dank you fow youw time. Youw Entewtainew, Windsay Wohan
Reformatted by Elmer Fudd.
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Very good! Here's a much better one.
Formatted by 'Spike' from Tom and Jerry.
True. Too bad looks and brains aren't always synonymous.
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