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1 posted on 11/29/2006 8:35:58 PM PST by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher

Not sure the keyword "hobbies" actually applies here.


2 posted on 11/29/2006 8:38:17 PM PST by pinkpanther111
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She's going to have to pony up a pretty good fine.


3 posted on 11/29/2006 8:38:25 PM PST by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Sick!


4 posted on 11/29/2006 8:38:32 PM PST by tapatio
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Well....Wilbur.....I was in the paddock alone and....


5 posted on 11/29/2006 8:39:12 PM PST by isthisnickcool (If you can't light a fire in the vacuum of space what's the deal with the Sun?)
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Was the horse at least 18?


7 posted on 11/29/2006 8:40:26 PM PST by jdm
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So he was hung like...oh nevermind.


9 posted on 11/29/2006 8:41:25 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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If it was this horse, he probably didn't last long.


11 posted on 11/29/2006 8:42:26 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Why can't Republicans stand up to Democrats like they do to terrorists?)
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Wait, wait...let me guess...a certain crowd will insist that it's not a choice, but genetic...


12 posted on 11/29/2006 8:43:20 PM PST by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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All I can think of is the Ali G skit where he talked to animal rights activists about people "dating" animals. They told him the animals were being abused. He said no the horse was really happen about it, there was like a gallon of proof.


13 posted on 11/29/2006 8:43:37 PM PST by Mr. Blonde (You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
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Dear PentStable,

You are never going to believe what happened to me....

16 posted on 11/29/2006 8:44:48 PM PST by txroadkill (how 'bout Dem Cowboys!!!)
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Did she teach horsemanship?


17 posted on 11/29/2006 8:45:08 PM PST by JennysCool
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There once was a girl named Millie
whose idea of fun was silly
leave her alone
and she'll play with a bone
even if it's attached to a filly
18 posted on 11/29/2006 8:47:05 PM PST by calljack (Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
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This is acceptable in San Francisco.


19 posted on 11/29/2006 8:49:53 PM PST by LdSentinal
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reminds me of an old story I heard from a cop friend:

Two cops were called for a domestic disturbance. Upon investigation, they came across a woman being "attacked" by a dog, in the back yard of a house. They shot the dog. The woman was furious. She was not being attacked.

I'm sure the story has made the rounds amongst police officers over the years.

20 posted on 11/29/2006 8:49:55 PM PST by Michael.SF. (Note: Sell Diebold Stock.................NOW!!)
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To: Aussie Dasher; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ..

"You never call me..."



21 posted on 11/29/2006 8:52:47 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Sunni or later Shi'ite happens." --spokeshave)
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film at 11.


22 posted on 11/29/2006 8:54:16 PM PST by Lokibob (Spelling and typos are copyrighted. Please do not use.)
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It's a lot better than that guy in Minnesota who was -- er, ahem -- a dead deer.

People do weird stuff. Pretty sad, really.


23 posted on 11/29/2006 8:54:25 PM PST by The Old Hoosier (Right makes might)
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Strange goings on Down Under.


24 posted on 11/29/2006 8:55:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (So to speak.)
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"..behaving in an offensive manner,''

Oh come on…. The horse wanted it! They all do!

The real question is, “Was she HOT???

Back in what I was a horse, I have given anything to....

27 posted on 11/29/2006 9:16:16 PM PST by elfman2 (An army of amateurs doing the media's job.)
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(Adult content...hide the kids...)

 

A limerick for alphabetically inclined do-it-yourselfers...

A lovely young lass from Nantucket
Was feeding her horse from a bucket.
When she looked past his eyes
And saw his surprise,
She swooned and said, "I'd better _uck it."

28 posted on 11/29/2006 9:19:16 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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