You can suck my NATOPS.
BOO HOO HOO. THE BLUE ANGELS CAN BUZZ ME ANYTIME!
Dear Demetra,
Perhaps you could have explained to your daughter that those planes are the ones that keep our country safe from bad people. But then again, maybe you thing that saying "bad people" is judgemental and your little darling should not judge.
Fortunately, I don't have that problem. You are a nutjob.
Demetra: WAYR?
How can an inanimate object be hateful?
Dear Demetra:
That's the sound of freedom, you "hateful" beeyotch. Nice job training your daughter to be afraid of the people willing to give up everything, including their lives, to defend your right to be said "hateful" beeyotch.
}:-)4
Dear Nutjob,
You are obviously unfit to raise children in a free society protected by a military you despise. Perhaps you would find the free "Democratic People's Republic of Korea" (aka the North Korean hellhole) more to your liking. We will be happy to provide your one-way ticket.
Sincerely,
Real America
Sincerely (not really),
Cardinal4
If your kid's hiding under the bed when a plane goes over, it's because you haven't done your job of explaining what they are and why they're there. that, or your kid's got a psychological problem, in which case you should be seeking professional help and not wasting your time writing letters to newspapers.
Your daughter is right. Those bad old planes are out to get you. By the time they're finished buzzing every liberal city in the country everyone will be too afraid to go outside to vote and Bush will win a third term. All the children in the world will be sent to bible camp and you'll be ground up for cattle feed.
Have a nice day,
Karl
Why doesn't she teach her daughter about those airplanes instead of allowing her to figure it out on her own?
Dear Demetra:
Your kid's a pussy (so are you.)
I hate hippies.
Dear Miss Delia:
The airplanes are not the hateful ones, in this case.
PS... why is your kid wearing headphones?
My family has always loved airplanes flying overhead. We only get nervous when we see helicopters with search lights circling our house.
Demetra. That's Vietnamese for Hanoi Jane, I think. Bombs away!
Your NATOPS is much to big and blue! Besides it would put her to sleep!
I did a Google search on her and found a couple of letters to a liberal website regarding the careful raising of her children, and one to a Pagan website dealing something with phases of the moon to time the waxing of her moustache & back or something like that.
San Francisco is full of smelly, unshaven, pagan hippies. I am just waiting for the "Big One" so all of the coastal cities will fall off into the Pacific.