Your NATOPS is much to big and blue! Besides it would put her to sleep!
I did a Google search on her and found a couple of letters to a liberal website regarding the careful raising of her children, and one to a Pagan website dealing something with phases of the moon to time the waxing of her moustache & back or something like that.
San Francisco is full of smelly, unshaven, pagan hippies. I am just waiting for the "Big One" so all of the coastal cities will fall off into the Pacific.
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what's a NATOPS??
*be nice :)