The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Life

happynews.com ^ | September 15, 2006 | Sully777

[sully777]

It's Friday.

Life is meant to be lived.

[Lucky9teen]

I'm here....was listening to the Presidents presser this morning. It went very well (tee hee)



Bush bitch slapped David Gregory , it was great.

[sully777]

You scored as Assault Rifle. You are soldier. Or you want to be a soldier. Or you just love military-type firearms. You need assault rifle. M16 or AK-47 will do good.

Assault Rifle		88%
Sniper Rifle		44%
Shotgun		44%
SMG		31%
Revolver		31%
Pistol		25%
Machinegun		19%

What Firearm Fits You Best?
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[sully777]

[r-q-tek86]

Got a link to the transcript?

[sully777]

That was a good one Beej, and so true.

[sully777]

Another David Gregory bitch- slap

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

[pic of Lucy] That's great! She's SO cute.

[Lucky9teen]

It's not up yet. Keep checking the www.whitehouse.gov site...and/or listen to Rush. I'm quite sure he'll be going over the "bitch slap", among others things. Bush was on a tear today.

[Shyla]

That pic of Lucy is great!!!! What a doll.

[sully777]

Click this youtube presentation that poses the question:What If Miroku Was Jewish?

[sully777]

That's what happens when you let a Pole drive your truck (rimshot)

[Lucky9teen]

The Devil Did It:

The devil wanted a place on earth
Sort of a summer home
A place to spend his vacation
Whenever he wanted to roam.

So he picked out Arizona
A place both wretched and tough
Where the climate was to his liking
And the cowboys hardened and tough.

He dried up the streams in the canyons
And ordered no rain to fall
He dried up the lakes in the valleys
Then baked and scorched it all.

Then over his barren country
He transplanted shrubs from hell.
The cactus, thistle and prickly pear
The climate suited them well.

Now the home was much to his liking
But animal life, he had none.
So he created crawling creatures
That all mankind would shun.

First he made the rattlesnake
With it's forked poisonous tongue.
Taught it to strike and rattle
And how to swallow it's young.

Then he made scorpions and lizards
And the ugly old horned toad.
He placed spiders of every description
Under rocks by the side of the road.

Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter,
Hotter and hotter still.
Until even the cactus wilted
And the old horned lizard took ill.

Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom
As any creator would
He chuckled a little up his sleeve
And admitted that it was good.

Twas summer now and Satan lay
By a prickly pear to rest.
The sweat rolled off his swarthy brow
So he took off his coat and vest.

"By Golly" he finally panted,
"I did my job too well,
I'm going back to where I came from,
Arizona is hotter than Hell!"

[BJClinton]

'fraid so. When the evacuees started shwing up we all did what we could to help them. Now it's time for them to actually make use of our local paper's "help wanted" section or they can GTFO.

[sully777]

"If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
~~The Red Green Show

[JJR RNCH]

[ErnBatavia]

Late today....barely top 200.

[sully777]

We've had a number of odd murders up here in Oklahoma that are related to NOLA residents. Also, the gangs around here have suddenly become very violent.

[r-q-tek86]

A woman shopping at her local supermarket selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of Romaine lettuce, a 2-lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a shabby drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

The drunk said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by his intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections, she responded, "Well, as a matter of fact, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."