Bombing in Beruit? This is the Official Friday Silliness Thread!
Oh, I see. So do you have the scoop on Hezbollah staging a building collapse and blaming it on the IDF?
Look, I know that sounds silly, but it isn't silly. It's real and, therefore, quite sad. This is the Official Friday Silliness Thread. We don't do the war in Lebanon.
So sorry. Well, do you have the vote total on the minimum wage-death tax bill in the Senate?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! Look, my friend, I know the Senate seems silly, especially when Ted Kennedy and Barbara Boxer speak, but it's not silly. It's CURRENT EVENTS. This is the Official Friday Silliness Thread. We do SILL-EEE NESS, not CURR-RENT EEE-VENTS. Capice?
I see. So the latest anti-semitic rantings of the President of Iran?
Not silly!
Mel Gibson's DUI arrest?
Not silly!
A baseball team offering a Britteny Spears Child Safety Day?
Now you're making things up.
Not so, I saw that on Drudge this morning.
I say, that should be silly. Are you sure that one's real?
Quite sure.
I'm not sure I know the difference between reality and silliness, then, except for the bombing in Lebanon. When people die, it's not silly.
I think I understand. So is it true that Al Gore and John Kerry are planning to run for President again?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I give UP.
Shalom.
