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Official Silliness Thread Salutes The World of Odd Humor
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| 7-7-06
| sully777
Posted on 07/07/2006 2:26:47 AM PDT by sully777
TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Education; Humor; Miscellaneous; Poetry; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: gifmania; itsfridaybygolly; ofst; silly
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To: najida
501
posted on
07/07/2006 2:59:38 PM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: BJClinton
502
posted on
07/07/2006 2:59:39 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: BJClinton
503
posted on
07/07/2006 3:00:15 PM PDT
by
najida
(The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
To: BJClinton; sully777
Okay, we broke 500. My job is done.
504
posted on
07/07/2006 3:00:16 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: BJClinton
SCORE!!!!!!!!
505
posted on
07/07/2006 3:01:54 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: nuke rocketeer
Oh noooooooooooo, did the chicks get rescued?
That is so sad!
506
posted on
07/07/2006 3:03:01 PM PDT
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion have been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: sully777; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; LongElegantLegs; Millee; ...
To: nuke rocketeer
508
posted on
07/07/2006 3:05:21 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: Maximus of Texas
I really like the line where the girls sing back to DH, "I know your gay."
(Well OK the real word is "game", but it made me laugh.)
509
posted on
07/07/2006 3:07:15 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Maximus of Texas
510
posted on
07/07/2006 3:08:57 PM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: girlscout
511
posted on
07/07/2006 3:09:24 PM PDT
by
diamond6
(Everyone who is for abortion have been born. Ronald Reagan)
To: EX52D
512
posted on
07/07/2006 3:09:38 PM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: EX52D
It's a tame video. BTW, why are you working?
To: Maximus of Texas
I'm keeping this seat warm for another 15 minutes, then home...
514
posted on
07/07/2006 3:14:32 PM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: The_Victor
515
posted on
07/07/2006 3:22:02 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: Lucky9teen
LOL!
back at ya
516
posted on
07/07/2006 3:35:52 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: The_Victor
517
posted on
07/07/2006 3:40:25 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: Lucky9teen
The squirrel's nuts I can deal with, but I don't want to know about the swizzle stick.
518
posted on
07/07/2006 3:46:08 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Maximus of Texas
ROFL!!
Is that your signature song Max?
519
posted on
07/07/2006 3:49:05 PM PDT
by
baker_girl
(Removed by Moderator)
To: BJClinton
A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under "Escorts and Massages".
He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the
kind...
So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he gives her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic; But for an outside line you need to press 9".
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