Official Silliness Thread Salutes The World of Odd Humor

BBC--to make it look official and British-like ^ | 7-7-06 | sully777

[nuke rocketeer]

It's Harvest Sunday at a small village church in rural England, and the vicar is organising his annual harvest service, where people bring their home-grown plants and vegetables to the service.
But this year is different. The local village cricket team has just won their league, and the village is in celebratory mood, so the vicar decides to do something special - he will combine the normal harvest service with a cricket theme.
The day of the service arrives, and the church is filled with flowers. People are bringing in their offerings of vegetables, and in the middle of the display is a cricket wicket; a strip of turf with a set of wooden stumps at each end, and people are laying their offerings on the wicket.
Everything is going fine, until one lady comes up to the front of the church, and places a bag of frozen peas among the other vegetables, but she is stopped by the vicar, so she returns to her seat, still clutching her peas.
"What happened?" asked the lady she's sitting next to.
She shrugs her shoulders, and says:
"There's no peas for the wicket."

[nuke rocketeer]

So it was my birthday. I had a big party, and my friend made me a birthday cake. He brought it out, and it was a savory cake. It had a doughy base, with cheese and all sorts of other toppings sprinkled on top.
I said "That must have taken a lot of effort to make."
And he said "No, it was a pizza cake."

[nuke rocketeer]

Well, it's quitting time, and now I'll be leavin' for now. I'll Czech back in later tonight.

[girlscout]

[girlscout]

HAHAHAHA ... Ya think??!!

[BJClinton]

Worst. Pun. Ever.

[BJClinton]

I take my earlier post back, this is the worst ever.

[BJClinton]

Holy crap! Do you strive for suck?

BTW, I'm torturing my office with these..and I control the email so there's nothing they can do about it. Mwahahahahaha!

[ShadowAce]

Don't pay any attention to BJ, nuke.

Some of us out here actually appreciate punny humor.

[The_Victor]

I take my earlier post back, this is the worst ever.

You should just keep reading before you reply at all. They get wurst.

[The_Victor]

Can I have a bite?

[BJClinton]

Exquisite awefulness.

[BJClinton]

Are you making these up? Have you thought about seeking help?

[BJClinton]

I'm going to be a billionaire when I invent a machine that lets people reach through the computer and slap someone.

[BJClinton]

It soon became clear to us all that Ginger had become a doc-billed fatty-puss.



*tweet*

Unnecessary suckage. 15 yard penalty, loss of down. Poster is ejected from teh interwebz.

[BJClinton]

It seems everyone in my office put on their spam lists...not a smart thing to do to the admin.

[wallcrawlr]

[BJClinton]

Heh, that's good.

Hey nuke, I need more puns!!!

[BJClinton]

Just 42 more posts til we hit the magic 500.

[BJClinton]

Actually 41 cause of that post.